still a virgin after 10 husbands

Date: 07-09-2009 10:10 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Slick Silvers
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- at 7-09-2009 10:10 PM (15 years ago)
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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative, he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services, he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services, he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing, even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration, he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing, although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist, all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist, all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector, all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Posted: at 7-09-2009 10:10 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- xter at 7-09-2009 10:23 PM (15 years ago)
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shit ......posted b5
Posted: at 7-09-2009 10:23 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Uzzy at 7-09-2009 10:54 PM (15 years ago)
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~~~passing~~~
Posted: at 7-09-2009 10:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 7-09-2009 11:38 PM (15 years ago)
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leapfrogging
Posted: at 7-09-2009 11:38 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- IDEAZ at 9-09-2009 10:57 AM (15 years ago)
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 Huh?
F~~k! It's bn read b7!
Posted: at 9-09-2009 10:57 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Gbravo at 9-09-2009 11:02 AM (15 years ago)
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copy and paste
Posted: at 9-09-2009 11:02 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 9-09-2009 11:15 AM (15 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 9-09-2009 11:15 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gbravo at 9-09-2009 11:16 AM (15 years ago)
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y?
Posted: at 9-09-2009 11:16 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 9-09-2009 11:22 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gbravo on  9-09-2009 11:16 AM
y?
copy and paste
Posted: at 9-09-2009 11:22 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omatseye at 9-09-2009 12:12 PM (15 years ago)
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photocopy...posted i million cafe time
Posted: at 9-09-2009 12:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gbravo at 9-09-2009 12:18 PM (15 years ago)
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scanned
Posted: at 9-09-2009 12:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bonhomie at 9-09-2009 06:03 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 9-09-2009 06:03 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- add12 at 9-09-2009 06:05 PM (15 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 9-09-2009 06:05 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 9-09-2009 06:15 PM (15 years ago)
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Grin
Posted: at 9-09-2009 06:15 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 9-09-2009 06:19 PM (15 years ago)
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   Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 9-09-2009 06:19 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- add12 at 9-09-2009 06:32 PM (15 years ago)
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aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrg
Posted: at 9-09-2009 06:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Slicksilvers at 11-09-2009 06:58 PM (15 years ago)
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 Angry
Posted: at 11-09-2009 06:58 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Slicksilvers at 11-09-2009 06:59 PM (15 years ago)
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order please N stay silent
Posted: at 11-09-2009 06:59 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 11-09-2009 07:30 PM (15 years ago)
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ok now
Posted: at 11-09-2009 07:30 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- add12 at 11-09-2009 07:32 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 11-09-2009 07:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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