lOCAL cALL

    WHAT   A   CALL!   
 


                           

Queen Elizabeth, George Bush & Olusegun Obasanjo died & went straight to hell.


Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England; I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there".

She called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then she asked, "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?
The devil said  "Five million pounds". She wrote him a Cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

George Bush was so jealous, he started screaming, "My turn! I want to call the United States; I want to see how everybody is doing there too.
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?


The devil says "Ten million dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he made a Cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

Obasanjo was even more jealous & started screaming, I want to call Nigeria too; I want to see how everybody is doing there too.

I want to talk to Umaru, to Goodluck, to David Mark, the Ministers, to the deputies, I want to talk to the PDP Board of Trusties, everybody, He called Nigeria talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked, "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?

The devil said  "One naira".


Obasanjo was stunned & said  "One naira???    Only one freaking naira??"

The Devil said   "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's a local call!!!

Posted: at 8-09-2009 08:16 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie

u try but naija no be hell ohh

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Posted: at 8-09-2009 11:22 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

better

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Posted: at 8-09-2009 12:00 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

coolguy i posted something similar to this but not exactly this,,,... mine was heaven while his is hell

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Posted: at 8-09-2009 12:06 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

ok

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Posted: at 8-09-2009 12:13 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

why?

Posted: at 8-09-2009 12:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

delete

Posted: at 8-09-2009 12:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

@jsexy   

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Posted: at 8-09-2009 12:39 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

cool

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Posted: at 8-09-2009 12:46 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

POSTED B4 ENYWAY NEWBIE WELCUM

Posted: at 8-09-2009 12:50 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac