Fart Chart

1. A vain person: One who loves the smell of his own farts.

2. An amiable person: One who loves the smell of other peoples farts.

3. A proud person: One who thinks his own farts are exceptionally fine.

4. A shy person: One who releases silent farts, then blushes.

5. An impudent person: One who boldly farts out, then laughs.

6. A scientific person: One who farts regularly, but is truly concerned about air pollution.

7. An unfortunate person: One who tries fully hard to fart, but craps instead.

8. A nervous person: One who stops in the middle of a fart.

9. An honest person: One who admits he farted, but offers a good medical reason.

10. A dishonest person: One who farts, but blames it on the dog.

11. A foolish person: One who will hold a fart for hours.

12. A thrifty person: One who always has several farts in reserve.

13. An anti-social person: One who excuses himself and farts in privacy.

14. A strategic person: One who conceals his farts with loud coughing.

15. A sadistic person: One who farts in bed, then fluffs the covers over his head.

16. An intellectual person: One who can determine the smell of his friends farts by the food they ate.

17. An athletic person: One who farts at the slightest exertion.

18. A miserable person: One who would truly love to fart, but can't fart at all.

19. A sensitive person: One who farts and then starts crying.

20. A happy person: One who farts while having sex.














General Just2sexy

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Posted: at 13-11-2009 12:17 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

you dey craze ohh... only 20points?

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Posted: at 13-11-2009 12:30 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

Which one u be?

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Posted: at 13-11-2009 12:59 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

Ok

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Posted: at 13-11-2009 01:09 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

ok nah

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Posted: at 13-11-2009 07:56 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

 will lost ma appetite if i shud dare read this blog ...

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Posted: at 13-11-2009 08:38 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

Adedupcy e be like say u dey trip 4 coolguy

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Posted: at 13-11-2009 09:59 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

Ok... U for put ur pix make we see u nah

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Posted: at 13-11-2009 10:21 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

Walahi

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Posted: at 14-11-2009 11:40 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

Wetin dey worry u nah? Since u come back u don dey misyarn plus fck up oh... Wetin do u nah? Abi ur babe don dump u? @coolguy

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Posted: at 14-11-2009 01:22 PM (15 years ago) | Hero