NOT DIS TIME

Date: 25-12-2009 12:56 am (15 years ago) | Author: coleman onyeka
- at 25-12-2009 12:56 AM (15 years ago)
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There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teen-aged daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and sure enough, nine months later delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He went to his wife and said that there was no way that he could be the father of that child. "Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered."
Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?"
The wife smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time".

Posted: at 25-12-2009 12:56 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Sheenor at 25-12-2009 01:03 AM (15 years ago)
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doz two gal ain't hiz daughter! and he's da father of da ugly boi! any way the guy play da wrong hole nah!!!
Posted: at 25-12-2009 01:03 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 25-12-2009 02:10 AM (15 years ago)
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ahahaha... cool
Posted: at 25-12-2009 02:10 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 25-12-2009 08:49 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: chicolhldings on 25-12-2009 12:56 AM
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teen-aged daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and sure enough, nine months later delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He went to his wife and said that there was no way that he could be the father of that child. "Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered."
Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?"
The wife smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time".



chie ...women
Posted: at 25-12-2009 08:49 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Andes at 28-12-2009 10:10 PM (15 years ago)
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You for tell us say the man surname na wo wo and the woman own na.. Ashi.
Posted: at 28-12-2009 10:10 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 29-12-2009 01:07 AM (15 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 29-12-2009 01:07 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 080575 at 29-12-2009 11:52 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: chicolhldings on 25-12-2009 12:56 AM
There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful teen-aged daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and sure enough, nine months later delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He went to his wife and said that there was no way that he could be the father of that child. "Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered."
Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?"
The wife smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time".


Chicohldings ltd..u must a biz lady
Hw much has d 1st man bein payin u 4 dose beatiful 2 kids Undecided
Posted: at 29-12-2009 11:52 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xmusic_x at 29-12-2009 12:43 PM (15 years ago)
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Smiley funny
Posted: at 29-12-2009 12:43 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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