26 Things Every Nigerian Kid Can Relate To While Growing Up In Nigeria

Date: 10-02-2016 8:22 pm (8 years ago) | Author: Daniel Bosai
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1. Crying after being beaten


2. Not crying after being beaten


3. Crying without being beaten


4. Standing while the elders are seated


5. Sitting while the elders stand


6. Walking around aimlessly where the elders are seated


7. Replying back to an elder


8. Not replying back to an elder


9. Spending too much time without being beaten


10. Singing after being admonished


11. Not greeting visitors


12. Eating food prepared for the visitors


13. Crying to go with the visitors when the visitors are leaving


14. Refusing to eat


15. Coming back home after sunset


16. Eating at the neighbour’s home


17. Generally being moody


18. Generally being too excited


19. Fighting with your age mate and losing


20. Fighting with your age mate and winning


21. Eating too slowly


22. Eating too quickly


23. Eating too much


24. Sleeping while the elders had already woken up


25. Looking at the visitors while they are eating


26. Stumbling and falling when walking

Posted: at 10-02-2016 08:22 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- kp45 at 10-02-2016 08:39 PM (8 years ago)
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What are those?
Posted: at 10-02-2016 08:39 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Mopera at 10-02-2016 08:39 PM (8 years ago)
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LOLSS.... YOU TALK WELL JARE @POSTER, THAT IS THE ONLY PROBLEM UNA GET FOR THIS COUNTRY. OUR MENTALITY TOWARD OUR CHILDREN WAS REALLY HURT EXPECIALLY OUR WOMEN.
Posted: at 10-02-2016 08:39 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ennyolalekan at 10-02-2016 08:41 PM (8 years ago)
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wow! makes me remember those days.....

back in d days

how I wish
Posted: at 10-02-2016 08:41 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gogoman at 10-02-2016 08:43 PM (8 years ago)
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poster i got bored!!
Posted: at 10-02-2016 08:43 PM (8 years ago) | Grande Master
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- charisVEC at 10-02-2016 09:09 PM (8 years ago)
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I see..ISSokay
Posted: at 10-02-2016 09:09 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Eazyatumeyi at 10-02-2016 09:11 PM (8 years ago)
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Hmm, nawa o.
Posted: at 10-02-2016 09:11 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- Jackiebabe at 10-02-2016 09:43 PM (8 years ago)
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So funny
Posted: at 10-02-2016 09:43 PM (8 years ago) | Newbie
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- ujmaria at 10-02-2016 09:55 PM (8 years ago)
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Nice one poster
Posted: at 10-02-2016 09:55 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emma4love3 at 10-02-2016 10:15 PM (8 years ago)
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MADE IN NIGERIA ENGLISH.
*ABEG DRESS BACK.
*If I hear pim, u go hear
weeen.
*Have they BROUGHT light?
*The FILM is SWEET
*Pls help me SLOW that fan
*Mummy HAVE come
*I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU
*Have you paid your school
fees money?
*See as you BAFF up
*Put the bread inside LYLON
*I strong KAKARAKA
*Oya come and be going
*I KUKUMA don't have your
time
*Shebi you have BB charger
*See how her eye is entering
my food
*Did you see the sound of my
ringtone?
*I know you have come since
bcoz I hear
your perfume.
Oya add your own ...lets hv fun
Posted: at 10-02-2016 10:15 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- dareper at 10-02-2016 10:17 PM (8 years ago)
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27, breaking and shewing palm carnel after u might eaten a very large portion of food
Posted: at 10-02-2016 10:17 PM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- winace at 10-02-2016 10:52 PM (8 years ago)
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Nice to remind us of our growing up days. Lolss. It was fun growing wit dis funny grammar.
Posted: at 10-02-2016 10:52 PM (8 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- okatee at 10-02-2016 11:19 PM (8 years ago)
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NA MOTHERZ ND CHILDREN DRAMA BE DIS.
Posted: at 10-02-2016 11:19 PM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zezprincess at 11-02-2016 12:17 AM (8 years ago)
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Lol,na aji kpako pikins,aji butter dem get good home training.
Posted: at 11-02-2016 12:17 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- princedafe at 11-02-2016 01:10 AM (8 years ago)
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Omo poster u no get job.

Another se NB senseless post
Posted: at 11-02-2016 01:10 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Powerfulify at 11-02-2016 01:20 AM (8 years ago)
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Naija slangs
Posted: at 11-02-2016 01:20 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Trueyarn at 11-02-2016 06:57 AM (8 years ago)
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Lafffff,very funny,this reminds me of my days.."Mummy have brought the plate you ask me to bring o,where should I drop it..Drop it on my head nah....Idiot"
Posted: at 11-02-2016 06:57 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- kison at 11-02-2016 08:12 AM (8 years ago)
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NA WHY I ALWAYS DEY CAREFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL,,LETS US ALL be careful,be very very careful,CAREFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLL..................
Posted: at 11-02-2016 08:12 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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- concentrate at 11-02-2016 08:26 AM (8 years ago)
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i can remember a few of it.
Posted: at 11-02-2016 08:26 AM (8 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AmazingMarie at 11-02-2016 09:21 AM (8 years ago)
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not all are true
Posted: at 11-02-2016 09:21 AM (8 years ago) | Hero
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