u get the joke?

Date: 17-03-2010 4:47 pm (15 years ago) | Author: jacob london
- at 17-03-2010 04:47 PM (15 years ago)
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A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well", he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's THE night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack". The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person". He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist".

Posted: at 17-03-2010 04:47 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- MrDon at 17-03-2010 04:55 PM (15 years ago)
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posted and seen b4
Posted: at 17-03-2010 04:55 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- uploader at 17-03-2010 05:34 PM (15 years ago)
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U try.
Posted: at 17-03-2010 05:34 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 17-03-2010 05:53 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 17-03-2010 05:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 17-03-2010 06:57 PM (15 years ago)
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true
Posted: at 17-03-2010 06:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 17-03-2010 08:48 PM (15 years ago)
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seen that b4
Posted: at 17-03-2010 08:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- colenzo at 18-03-2010 12:39 AM (15 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 18-03-2010 12:39 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kani_mendez at 18-03-2010 07:57 AM (15 years ago)
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Yeah ... My first time of reading that JOKE ... makes sense
Posted: at 18-03-2010 07:57 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- add12 at 18-03-2010 08:57 AM (15 years ago)
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seen b4
Posted: at 18-03-2010 08:57 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 18-03-2010 09:25 AM (15 years ago)
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O.k
Posted: at 18-03-2010 09:25 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Bomber at 18-03-2010 09:31 AM (15 years ago)
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Hmmmm
Posted: at 18-03-2010 09:31 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- neossha at 18-03-2010 10:55 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Bomber on 18-03-2010 09:31 AM
Hmmmm
hey Wink
Posted: at 18-03-2010 10:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 18-03-2010 09:21 PM (15 years ago)
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am tired of reading this same joke here all d time
Posted: at 18-03-2010 09:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lyinka at 18-03-2010 10:04 PM (15 years ago)
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nomind am
Posted: at 18-03-2010 10:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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