Y men prefer DOgs to .............WIveS (some men)

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.


2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.


3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.


4. A dog's parents never visit.


5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.


6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.


7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.


9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"


10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.


11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.


12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but certainly not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

Ultimate True Test:

Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour. Then open the trunk and see who's the happiest to see you.

Posted: at 6-05-2010 09:01 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

Hahahaha...he really prefer dogs...He must be a Calabarian

Posted: at 6-05-2010 03:14 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

true talk

Posted: at 6-05-2010 03:46 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

No be small calabar man

Posted: at 6-05-2010 04:55 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

all dis women, dem fit kill u wit waHALA

Posted: at 6-05-2010 07:09 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

Even at that, u stil cant replace your wife with a dog. funny tho!

Posted: at 6-05-2010 09:39 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie