First Condom (Page 3)

Date: 16-06-2010 7:13 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Gold Asaph
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- slimromeo at 25-06-2010 10:55 AM (14 years ago)
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laughs
Posted: at 25-06-2010 10:55 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- peax12 at 25-06-2010 12:00 PM (14 years ago)
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lol...
Posted: at 25-06-2010 12:00 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 26-06-2010 09:50 PM (14 years ago)
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Still?
Posted: at 26-06-2010 09:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bolaji4lovers at 27-06-2010 06:50 AM (14 years ago)
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Guy u too much!!!..
Posted: at 27-06-2010 06:50 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- frenzeecool_08 at 30-06-2010 11:02 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on 22-06-2010 04:01 PM
Very funny...
@poster... But u sef... U no get clue on where u go fix am b4 u go buy condom... U for kal mi na make i follow u go...
wetin u wan go follow am do for the place?
Posted: at 30-06-2010 11:02 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zolazola at 30-06-2010 12:42 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
so you got an awoff
Posted: at 30-06-2010 12:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- seunosunyomi at 30-06-2010 04:56 PM (14 years ago)
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you are funning
Posted: at 30-06-2010 04:56 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- esonu at 1-07-2010 10:36 AM (14 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 1-07-2010 10:36 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Rolinppp at 1-07-2010 07:13 PM (14 years ago)
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LWKM

Posted: at 1-07-2010 07:13 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AskGod at 3-07-2010 05:19 PM (14 years ago)
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Since there how many packets of condoms hav u seed??
Posted: at 3-07-2010 05:19 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MrDon at 3-07-2010 06:02 PM (14 years ago)
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help me ask am abeg
Posted: at 3-07-2010 06:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- SwtJessy at 3-07-2010 06:29 PM (14 years ago)
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Lngkm4hwid....hehehehehe..
Posted: at 3-07-2010 06:29 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- xter at 3-07-2010 06:34 PM (14 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 3-07-2010 06:34 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ademola78 at 3-07-2010 06:49 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Asaph !
Posted: at 3-07-2010 06:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nu_bie at 4-07-2010 12:48 AM (14 years ago)
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i think she taught him wth example... no blame for her
Posted: at 4-07-2010 12:48 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- nu_bie at 4-07-2010 12:50 AM (14 years ago)
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this reminds me of an incident that happened at a pharmacy some time ago... dd any1 ask me wat?
Posted: at 4-07-2010 12:50 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- ademola78 at 4-07-2010 12:55 AM (14 years ago)
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No,  just continue wallowing in your reverie.....
Posted: at 4-07-2010 12:55 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- thresta at 4-07-2010 07:44 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 16-06-2010 07:13 PM
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a
packet of condoms at Levin's pharmacy.

There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could
see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how
to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.'
 So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb.
She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.

I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to
see if it were empty. It was empty. 'Just a minute,' she
said, and walked to the door, and locked it...

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and
removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.

'Do these excite you?' She asked.

 Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.

She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on,
she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well,
come on', she said, 'We don't have much time...'

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no
longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she
asked.

I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

She then beat the shit out of me...


Beat the shit out of you yes!
Posted: at 4-07-2010 07:44 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- thresta at 4-07-2010 07:46 AM (14 years ago)
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 Cheesy Grin Shocked Because you deserve it!
Posted: at 4-07-2010 07:46 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- asaph at 4-07-2010 12:41 PM (14 years ago)
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deserved what? she didnt tell him exactly where to dress it.
Posted: at 4-07-2010 12:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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