Call to Hell

Date: 08-10-2008 12:50 pm (15 years ago) | Author: teegal
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In order to develop friendly relationship between the two countries, OBASANJO and MANDELA decided to visit each others country regularly. The first visit was by OBASANJO to SOUTH AFRICA.

There MANDELA showed him SOUTH AFRICA's modern telecommunication systems. It was so good that OBASANJO made a call to ABACHA in hell and talked to him for 5 minutes! The bill for the call came to only ABOUT 10 , 000.

When OBJ CAME back, he wanted NIGERIA's telecommunication systems to be better. Suitable arrangements were made. MANDELA visited the telecom department and talked to MBEKI in hell for 5 minutes. But this time, the bill was 5 NAIRA ONLY!

MANDELA asked with a sarcastic smile - "Why are telephone calls to hell so CHEAP in NIGERIA?"

A high level diplomat gave a smiling reply - "From NIGERIA  to hell, it is a local call, Sir, while from SOUTH AFRICA it is long distance!".

Posted: at 8-10-2008 12:50 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- Sheenor at 16-11-2009 11:06 PM (14 years ago)
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9ja oh!
Posted: at 16-11-2009 11:06 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 16-11-2009 11:12 PM (14 years ago)
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this joke get many versions ohh
Posted: at 16-11-2009 11:12 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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