PHOTOS: Man Narrates How He Faked His Own Obituary Poster To Run Away From A Relationship

Date: 03-05-2020 4:06 pm (4 years ago) | Author: onuigbo felicia
- at 3-05-2020 04:06 PM (4 years ago)
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A Nigerian man identified as Brian J Dennis has shared the shocking story of how he faked his own death just to run away from a girl whom he once professed love to.

Narrating the awkward but interesting story via Twitter, the full-bearded man recounted how he met her for the first time during his project defence. She was older, but he didn’t care. He was in love.

As a smart guy, he made a sharp move towards her and after one week of trying out all his toasting styles, luck was finally on his side as the lady did not only accept his proposal, but also allowed him have sex with her. An incident which he bluntly described as the ‘biggest mistake of his life’.

After the segxwal encounter, his attraction to her became less intense. The situation became worse when he found out the church she was attending at the time.

At this point, he started seeking ways to end the relationship. All his efforts proved futile till he faked his own death and even went to the extent of designing his own obituary poster just to free himself from her shackles.

Read the story below;












Posted: at 3-05-2020 04:06 PM (4 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- kacylee at 3-05-2020 05:01 PM (4 years ago)
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 Grin Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy sharp guy... but death is extreme

Posted: at 3-05-2020 05:01 PM (4 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ebescopy at 3-05-2020 05:36 PM (4 years ago)
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Super story
Posted: at 3-05-2020 05:36 PM (4 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dopygenius at 3-05-2020 09:00 PM (4 years ago)
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Lol but be careful what u wished for
Posted: at 3-05-2020 09:00 PM (4 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doyourworst at 3-05-2020 10:52 PM (4 years ago)
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Quote from: dopygenius on  3-05-2020 09:00 PM
Lol but be careful what u wished for





Wetin concern you?Huh???.Mumu.
Posted: at 3-05-2020 10:52 PM (4 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dopygenius at 3-05-2020 11:04 PM (4 years ago)
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Quote from: Doyourworst on  3-05-2020 10:52 PM
Quote from: dopygenius on  3-05-2020 09:00 PM
Lol but be careful what u wished for





Wetin concern you?Huh???.Mumu.
Ur papa go better pass u
Atleast he got married to ur foolish mother

But u na Kai Kai go kill u , frustrated he goat
Ozù wurun awù
Posted: at 3-05-2020 11:04 PM (4 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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