dont mess with a kid

Date: 03-11-2010 11:55 am (13 years ago) | Author: Adejuwon richard
- at 3-11-2010 11:55 AM (13 years ago)
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A   little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
 
 The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.


The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

Posted: at 3-11-2010 11:55 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- terryworld at 3-11-2010 12:07 PM (13 years ago)
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dis joke dey 40 years old now.
Posted: at 3-11-2010 12:07 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 3-11-2010 01:53 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on  3-11-2010 12:07 PM
dis joke dey 40 years old now.


terryworld you know i don't like dat word. encourage people to do more
Posted: at 3-11-2010 01:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-11-2010 02:19 PM (13 years ago)
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@Bisi.....pls don't take it personal... Cool
Posted: at 3-11-2010 02:19 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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