English-Man

Date: 23-11-2010 6:20 am (14 years ago) | Author: MaryJoe
- at 23-11-2010 06:20 AM (14 years ago)
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Therewas a German, an Italian and an English on death row.The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: 1. to be shot 2. to be hung 3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow deat h.So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head."Boom, he was dead instantly. The Italian said, "Just hang me."Snap! he was dead. Then ...it was English man's turn, and he said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and Englishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.Then Englishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.Finally the warden said, "What's wrong with you?" Then Englishman replied,"You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom :S

Posted: at 23-11-2010 06:20 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- ksakola at 23-11-2010 06:42 AM (14 years ago)
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now that was funny!
Posted: at 23-11-2010 06:42 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Naija_Queen1 at 23-11-2010 07:16 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: ksakola on 23-11-2010 06:42 AM
now that was funny!



thank you hon
Posted: at 23-11-2010 07:16 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- kapixyz at 23-11-2010 07:22 AM (14 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 23-11-2010 07:22 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Naija_Queen1 at 23-11-2010 07:47 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: kapixyz on 23-11-2010 07:22 AM
nice one


thanks Smiley
Posted: at 23-11-2010 07:47 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- florish4love at 23-11-2010 08:35 AM (14 years ago)
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FUNNY BUT SEEN B4
Posted: at 23-11-2010 08:35 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 23-11-2010 08:56 AM (14 years ago)
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OMG
Posted: at 23-11-2010 08:56 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- florish4love at 23-11-2010 09:20 AM (14 years ago)
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Terry wetin de amaze you??
Posted: at 23-11-2010 09:20 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 23-11-2010 09:26 AM (14 years ago)
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na d zoke cos i cant remember d last time i saw it.
Posted: at 23-11-2010 09:26 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- imeltus at 23-11-2010 09:34 AM (14 years ago)
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u try wella. well done.
Posted: at 23-11-2010 09:34 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 24-11-2010 03:09 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on 23-11-2010 08:35 AM
FUNNY BUT SEEN B4
Posted: at 24-11-2010 03:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 4kasibe247 at 24-11-2010 03:11 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin but pb4
Posted: at 24-11-2010 03:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 24-11-2010 03:18 PM (14 years ago)
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running
Posted: at 24-11-2010 03:18 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 24-11-2010 04:49 PM (14 years ago)
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PB4 poster.
Posted: at 24-11-2010 04:49 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- sophiebaby at 24-11-2010 05:01 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Naija_Queen1 on 23-11-2010 06:20 AM
Therewas a German, an Italian and an English on death row.The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: 1. to be shot 2. to be hung 3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow deat h.So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head."Boom, he was dead instantly. The Italian said, "Just hang me."Snap! he was dead. Then ...it was English man's turn, and he said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and Englishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.Then Englishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.Finally the warden said, "What's wrong with you?" Then Englishman replied,"You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom :S

hahahaha
mumu english man.
dem don gv am injection finish en say en wear condom Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 24-11-2010 05:01 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 24-11-2010 11:03 PM (14 years ago)
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u try tthis time........but seen b4....... Smiley
Posted: at 24-11-2010 11:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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