Blonde Helicopter Pilot

A blonde pilot decided she wanted to learn how to fly a helicopter. She went to the airport, but the only one available was a solo-helicopter. The Instructor figured he could let her go up alone since she was already a pilot for small planes and he could instruct her via radio.

So up the blonde went. She reached 1,000 feet and everything was going smoothly. She reached 2,000 feet. The blonde and the Instructor kept talking via radio. Everything was running smoothly. At 3,000 feet the helicopter suddenly came down quickly! It skimmed the top of some trees and crash landed in the woods. The Instructor jumped into his jeep and rushed out to see if the blonde was okay.

As he reached the edge of the woods, the blonde was walking out.

"What happened?" the Instructor asked. "All was going so well until you reached 3,000 feet. What happened then?"

"Well," began the blonde, "I got cold. So I turned off the big fan." 

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Posted: at 4-11-2008 08:28 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

but she cant pull off the big fan just like that. aha why is she alive. This joke is not good.

Posted: at 4-11-2008 09:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

waka pass philosopher genius.

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Posted: at 6-11-2008 08:33 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

wetin be dat rezi? fire dey ya head? abi ya head dey hot? e pele o! take pure water cool am now ehn?

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Posted: at 6-11-2008 10:02 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

make me understand now, abeg

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Posted: at 6-11-2008 10:39 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ooh! may be na the same cold wey catch dat sosoli... pilot wey make am turn off the fan dat time...

Posted: at 8-11-2008 08:20 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

    This blonde stupid no be small. Anyway sha, nice joke.

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Posted: at 1-12-2008 02:33 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

nice joke,grin genius na saddist

Posted: at 25-12-2008 06:22 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

uhmmmmmmmmmmm

Posted: at 26-12-2008 02:24 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

bone still hook your throat for here too?

Posted: at 28-12-2008 01:57 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac