Pregnant Daughter

Date: 09-11-2008 2:55 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 9-11-2008 02:55 PM (16 years ago)
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An 18-year-old girl tells her Mum that she is two months late. Very worried, the mother rushes off to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says: "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know now!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a red Ferrari stops in front of their house and a mature and distinguished man with grey hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and he explains: "Good morning. Your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it's twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, well... what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father - who had remained silent - places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and says, "Then I reckon you'll just have to sleep with her again!"  Grin Grin Grin




Posted: at 9-11-2008 02:55 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rezimero at 9-11-2008 03:10 PM (16 years ago)
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you must give my pikin belle again!!!
Posted: at 9-11-2008 03:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 10-11-2008 01:11 PM (16 years ago)
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The family yeye sha. poverty b wan kpia dem...
Posted: at 10-11-2008 01:11 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 10-11-2008 01:54 PM (16 years ago)
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LOL funny
Posted: at 10-11-2008 01:54 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-11-2008 05:43 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: orezo on 10-11-2008 01:11 PM
The family yeye sha. poverty b wan kpia dem...
no be poverty oh. if na you wetin you for do?
Posted: at 10-11-2008 05:43 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 10-11-2008 05:48 PM (16 years ago)
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O boy bone that thing... If d parents dey enlightened them no go reason like dat...

Back to ur question, if na me??? if na me sha... ah, u suppose know wetin i go do na???LOL
Posted: at 10-11-2008 05:48 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-11-2008 06:40 PM (16 years ago)
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considering the many benefits wey dey inside, I BELIEVE YOU Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-11-2008 06:40 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 30-11-2008 04:45 PM (16 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

Posted: at 30-11-2008 04:45 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FunkyKing at 1-12-2008 02:41 AM (16 years ago)
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     The daughter must carry belle by fire by force.

Posted: at 1-12-2008 02:41 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- fattony at 3-12-2008 05:07 PM (16 years ago)
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lol funny
Posted: at 3-12-2008 05:07 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 3-12-2008 05:13 PM (16 years ago)
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Funkyking... Na bcos of money u wan turn mountain of fire member...
Posted: at 3-12-2008 05:13 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 3-12-2008 06:54 PM (16 years ago)
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what of if na 419 the man take make the money una go gree make d daugghter born 4 the man?
Posted: at 3-12-2008 06:54 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- orezo at 4-12-2008 09:07 AM (16 years ago)
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Why u dey ask Jboy??? Habi... Hmmm... I know talk sha...
Posted: at 4-12-2008 09:07 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- karina at 4-12-2008 10:14 AM (16 years ago)
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u must get pregnant again by fire by force! na wa ooo the girl pale harsh no be small
Posted: at 4-12-2008 10:14 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 4-12-2008 10:32 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Jboy4shezo on  3-12-2008 06:54 PM
what of if na 419 the man take make the money una go gree make d daugghter born 4 the man?
how many people get clean money?
Posted: at 4-12-2008 10:32 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 4-12-2008 10:55 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on  4-12-2008 10:32 AM
Quote from: Jboy4shezo on  3-12-2008 06:54 PM
what of if na 419 the man take make the money una go gree make d daugghter born 4 the man?
how many people get clean money?

 Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 4-12-2008 10:55 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 4-12-2008 11:55 AM (16 years ago)
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Kido... Who u dey squeeze face for???
Posted: at 4-12-2008 11:55 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 4-12-2008 12:09 PM (16 years ago)
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shuo! no be me get my face?
Posted: at 4-12-2008 12:09 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 4-12-2008 12:11 PM (16 years ago)
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Yes... Buy who u dey pack face for na im i ask...
Posted: at 4-12-2008 12:11 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 4-12-2008 12:13 PM (16 years ago)
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Na who u dey pack face for i ask u ooh Grin
Posted: at 4-12-2008 12:13 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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