Good Eyesight

Date: 07-01-2011 9:07 pm (14 years ago) | Author: cyndi3
- at 7-01-2011 09:07 PM (14 years ago)
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This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out.
She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What’s WRONG with me, Doctor!?”
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain’t nothing wrong with your eyesight….”

Posted: at 7-01-2011 09:07 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
- bodeniyi at 7-01-2011 09:08 PM (14 years ago)
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na wetin she look exactly like she see... nice one
Posted: at 7-01-2011 09:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- shinapeters at 7-01-2011 09:54 PM (14 years ago)
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i concur
Posted: at 7-01-2011 09:54 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 8-01-2011 04:21 PM (14 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 8-01-2011 04:21 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- emmajenic1 at 9-01-2011 07:07 PM (14 years ago)
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Cool...
Posted: at 9-01-2011 07:07 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 10-01-2011 07:16 PM (14 years ago)
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nice
Posted: at 10-01-2011 07:16 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 11-01-2011 08:50 AM (14 years ago)
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i divert Roll Eyes
Posted: at 11-01-2011 08:50 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 11-01-2011 10:51 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 11-01-2011 10:51 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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