We've been robbed!

Date: 23-01-2011 6:39 am (14 years ago) | Author: Felix Martins
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- at 23-01-2011 06:39 AM (14 years ago)
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 A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from some sales and a large sack of flour when all of a sudden these highway men held them up and robbed them of everything.

A few minutes later the farmer exclaims, "We're ruined, all the money's gone and there's no flour for bread!"

His daughter says, "No, papa, I hid the money in my you-know-what."

The farmer said, "You're a good girl, but if your mamma was here -
she could have saved the sack of flour as well!"


 
 

Posted: at 23-01-2011 06:39 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- denoski at 23-01-2011 07:52 AM (14 years ago)
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na joke or na story
Posted: at 23-01-2011 07:52 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- nellkiss at 23-01-2011 12:49 PM (14 years ago)
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joke-story..
Posted: at 23-01-2011 12:49 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Riverniger1 at 23-01-2011 01:57 PM (14 years ago)
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story -tory  Shocked
Posted: at 23-01-2011 01:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sixtyhoneyy at 23-01-2011 04:15 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy you try
Posted: at 23-01-2011 04:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xavexdo5 at 23-01-2011 07:08 PM (14 years ago)
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inside dere?

chai! dis kin boy sef see wetin u de tink

d zoke jst dey dere sha.
Posted: at 23-01-2011 07:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kaycee22 at 23-01-2011 07:16 PM (14 years ago)
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na hu helep u post diz shit..... abi na u post am?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh???
Posted: at 23-01-2011 07:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- shinapeters at 23-01-2011 07:31 PM (14 years ago)
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story joke! u try
Posted: at 23-01-2011 07:31 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- purityjustice at 23-01-2011 07:34 PM (14 years ago)
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 Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink
Posted: at 23-01-2011 07:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 23-01-2011 09:28 PM (14 years ago)
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so u mean say the woman thing dey too big to even accomodate the bag of flour?
oh boy u bad ooooo Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-01-2011 09:28 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 23-01-2011 09:31 PM (14 years ago)
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like mother like daughter Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-01-2011 09:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 24-01-2011 07:35 AM (14 years ago)
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no the mother own big pass the daughter own
thats why the daughter no fit hide the bag of flour Grin
Posted: at 24-01-2011 07:35 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 24-01-2011 09:04 PM (14 years ago)
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very funny
Posted: at 24-01-2011 09:04 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- elusakin at 26-01-2011 05:06 AM (14 years ago)
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9ice try
Posted: at 26-01-2011 05:06 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- emmajenic1 at 26-01-2011 07:10 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 23-01-2011 09:28 PM
so u mean say the woman thing dey too big to even accomodate the bag of flour?
oh boy u bad ooooo Grin Grin
Tank u joo.D yoke no make sense 2me till now.
Funny nw.
Posted: at 26-01-2011 07:10 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jjdogara at 26-01-2011 02:49 PM (14 years ago)
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you-know-what
Posted: at 26-01-2011 02:49 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- segxi at 26-01-2011 03:04 PM (14 years ago)
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hope say na joke o
Posted: at 26-01-2011 03:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xavexdo5 at 26-01-2011 03:10 PM (14 years ago)
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no na yoke
Posted: at 26-01-2011 03:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nellkiss at 26-01-2011 03:46 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xavexdo5 on 26-01-2011 03:10 PM
no na yoke

xaexdo5,pls change dis ur pics na...e dey give mr HBP
Posted: at 26-01-2011 03:46 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xavexdo5 at 26-01-2011 04:33 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: nellkiss on 26-01-2011 03:46 PM
Quote from: xavexdo5 on 26-01-2011 03:10 PM
no na yoke

xaexdo5,pls change dis ur pics na...e dey give mr HBP
gad damm! u dont mean it
dnt tell me dat ur are falling in love already Grin
Posted: at 26-01-2011 04:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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