Slimb's : Sore-eyes and Sonofabitch

Date: 13-02-2011 11:57 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Ifeanyi Ifebigh
- at 13-02-2011 11:57 PM (13 years ago)
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Sore-eyes and Sonofabitch were out drinking one night when Sore-eyes turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

Sonofabitch looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ....And she's always sound asleep."

Posted: at 13-02-2011 11:57 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- giftmurphy at 14-02-2011 09:34 AM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 14-02-2011 09:34 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Teeteeylaryor at 14-02-2011 09:36 AM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 14-02-2011 09:36 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheree at 14-02-2011 09:49 AM (13 years ago)
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Passing
Posted: at 14-02-2011 09:49 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- enoibd at 14-02-2011 09:53 AM (13 years ago)
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to where??
Posted: at 14-02-2011 09:53 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- opesoyemi at 15-02-2011 10:35 AM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 15-02-2011 10:35 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- shinapeters at 15-02-2011 01:16 PM (13 years ago)
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wat is wrong with dis poster, is dis all u think of Huh?
Posted: at 15-02-2011 01:16 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bodeniyi at 15-02-2011 02:37 PM (13 years ago)
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poster is totally insane... escaped patient from yaba left
Posted: at 15-02-2011 02:37 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 15-02-2011 02:50 PM (13 years ago)
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what a senseless post
Posted: at 15-02-2011 02:50 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 15-02-2011 02:53 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 15-02-2011 02:53 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 15-02-2011 02:55 PM (13 years ago)
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- Skypon2002 at 16-02-2011 11:13 AM (13 years ago)
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