A COUPLE AND D FORTUNE TELLER

Date: 28-11-2008 12:53 pm (16 years ago) | Author: odogwu himself
- at 28-11-2008 12:53 PM (16 years ago)
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THERE WAS A COUPLE WHO HAS TEN YEARS OLD CHILD.
SO THEY DECIDED TO TAKE HIM TO A FORTUNE TELLER
TO CHECK THE CHILD FUTURE AMBITION.THE FORTUNE
TELLER TOLD THE COUPLE TO BUY AN ORANGE AND KEEP
SOME MONEY AND BIBLE BSIDE THE CHILD IN A ROOM
AND HE TOLD THE COUPLE TO COME BACK AND CHECK,
IF THE CHILD DRINK THE ORANGE HE WILL B A FARMER,
IF HE POCKET THE MONEY HE WILL BE A BANKER,AND
IF HE HOLD THE BIBLE HE WILL BE A PASTOR FORTUNATELY
WHEN THE COUPLES WENT BACK TO THE ROOM TO CHECK
THE CHILD,THEY MET HIM DRINKING THE ORANGE,HE POCKET THE MONEY
AND HOLD THE BIBLE AND THE COUPLE TOOK THE CHILD TO THE PSYCOLOGIST
AND TOLD HIM WHAT HAPPENED.THE FORTUNE TELLER LAUGHED AND SAID YOUR CHILD
WILL BE A POLITICIAN.

Posted: at 28-11-2008 12:53 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- karina at 28-11-2008 01:02 PM (16 years ago)
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what can i say about this hmm? nice one though keep it up. lol
Posted: at 28-11-2008 01:02 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- kido123 at 28-11-2008 01:15 PM (16 years ago)
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im confused... Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 28-11-2008 01:15 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 28-11-2008 03:06 PM (16 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 28-11-2008 03:06 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- gen2esther at 29-11-2008 12:49 AM (16 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 29-11-2008 12:49 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- FunkyKing at 29-11-2008 12:54 AM (16 years ago)
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  Nice one..... Got me laughing after sum1 really annoyed me.
Posted: at 29-11-2008 12:54 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- lovemar at 29-11-2008 10:30 AM (16 years ago)
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Nice one young_pirate. c u sailing.
Posted: at 29-11-2008 10:30 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- adedokun at 2-12-2008 02:07 AM (16 years ago)
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okay but didn't even make me smile
Posted: at 2-12-2008 02:07 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- lovemar at 2-12-2008 08:52 AM (16 years ago)
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Not all joke, make everyone smile  Huh?
Posted: at 2-12-2008 08:52 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 2-12-2008 09:24 AM (16 years ago)
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NEED MORE WORK ON THIS JOKE
Posted: at 2-12-2008 09:24 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 3-12-2008 12:53 PM (16 years ago)
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U try...
Posted: at 3-12-2008 12:53 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- hacangel26 at 3-12-2008 01:54 PM (16 years ago)
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i no rilli feeel dis one make i no lie
Posted: at 3-12-2008 01:54 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omote at 3-12-2008 02:06 PM (16 years ago)
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YOU TRIED.
Posted: at 3-12-2008 02:06 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Toks-E at 3-12-2008 03:01 PM (16 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool




not suprised that there is no one lafin on the range Sad Sad Sad Sad
Posted: at 3-12-2008 03:01 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ujmaria at 5-03-2016 10:54 AM (9 years ago)
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Hahahahahaha, nice one
Posted: at 5-03-2016 10:54 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fran6ixfox at 5-03-2016 11:13 PM (9 years ago)
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strolling
Posted: at 5-03-2016 11:13 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emma4love3 at 6-03-2016 11:18 AM (9 years ago)
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hahahaha....unlock your charkra....
no be small thing oooh
Posted: at 6-03-2016 11:18 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 6-03-2016 05:05 PM (9 years ago)
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JUST THEY WAKA PASS
Posted: at 6-03-2016 05:05 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 10:31 PM (9 years ago)
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Politician,,he go sabi lie wella bdat ooo
Posted: at 10-03-2016 10:31 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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