Drunk Women

Two women go out one Friday night without their husbands. As they head back home in the early hours of the morning, they felt the urge to pee.

They noticed that the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and very drunk, they decided to go there anyway.

The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she took off her panties and used them to dry herself, then discarded them.

The second one not having anything either thought, "I'm not getting rid of my panties", so she used a ribbon from a wreath that she found.

The morning after, the two husbands were talking on the phone and one says to the other, "It seems that our wives were up to no good last night. My wife came home without any panties!"

The other one responded, "You're lucky, mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that read:- We will never forget you!"

Posted: at 7-05-2011 02:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

which kin joke be dis?...
see, if na your plan to blind person eyez for this room.. i swear, makachukwu.. i no go work...

Posted: at 7-05-2011 03:06 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

makachukwu?... na happy new year in advance... you HEAR...

Posted: at 7-05-2011 03:17 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

okay...

Posted: at 7-05-2011 03:20 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

I go pretend like say i no see this joke

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Posted: at 7-05-2011 04:49 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Pb4

Posted: at 7-05-2011 07:16 PM (14 years ago) |

pretender , you try well well...God dey see you ooooO

Posted: at 7-05-2011 11:36 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

 

Posted: at 8-05-2011 04:41 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

pb4 by who

when you see originality dont complain just maintain the order of being nice...

Posted: at 8-05-2011 06:28 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

BAD NEWS

Posted: at 18-05-2011 05:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac