LONG FOOTBALL GAME

Date: 06-12-2008 12:39 am (16 years ago) | Author: Joseph Tope
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- at 6-12-2008 12:39 AM (16 years ago)
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After spending all day watching football, Harry fell asleep in front of the TV and spent the whole night in the chair. In the morning, his wife woke him up.

“Get up dear,” she said, “it’s 20 to seven.”

He awoke with a start and said, “In whose favour?”

Posted: at 6-12-2008 12:39 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- babycross at 6-12-2008 07:50 AM (16 years ago)
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u tried keep it up
Posted: at 6-12-2008 07:50 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Toks-E at 6-12-2008 05:12 PM (16 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 6-12-2008 05:12 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- PAPPI at 6-12-2008 08:01 PM (16 years ago)
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Excuse me,let me speak english,,,,"can u get any boriner",broda u r dry
Posted: at 6-12-2008 08:01 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- orezo at 8-12-2008 10:56 AM (16 years ago)
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Pappi na english u speak... You sound like Ukwani to me oooh...
Posted: at 8-12-2008 10:56 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 8-12-2008 10:59 AM (16 years ago)
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no, na ijaw abi na izon Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-12-2008 10:59 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- josfeem at 10-12-2008 02:40 AM (16 years ago)
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No it sounds like gara
Posted: at 10-12-2008 02:40 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- size1 at 11-12-2008 04:03 PM (16 years ago)
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favour of chelsea
Posted: at 11-12-2008 04:03 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 11-12-2008 04:50 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: PAPPI on  6-12-2008 08:01 PM
Excuse me,let me speak english,,,,"can u get any boriner",broda u r dry

you are not speaking english brother, are you from the creeks?.... Grin Grin
Posted: at 11-12-2008 04:50 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Owokunle at 12-12-2008 04:02 PM (16 years ago)
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that'y funny one! i guess it took you three years to compose that! hey just kidding but it's cool.
            THUMBS UP FOR YOU
 Cheesy Grin Smiley
Posted: at 12-12-2008 04:02 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- HIGHD at 12-12-2008 04:07 PM (16 years ago)
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nice one,ur critics no well,well well
Posted: at 12-12-2008 04:07 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Toks-E at 12-12-2008 07:24 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 11-12-2008 04:03 PM
favour of chelsea

i agree wit dat
Posted: at 12-12-2008 07:24 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Damselfly at 12-12-2008 08:44 PM (16 years ago)
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Nice
Posted: at 12-12-2008 08:44 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- herdeysohjy at 12-12-2008 08:50 PM (16 years ago)
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In favour of Arsenal
Posted: at 12-12-2008 08:50 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 13-12-2008 12:08 PM (16 years ago)
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In favour of Man U!
Posted: at 13-12-2008 12:08 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 13-12-2008 12:13 PM (16 years ago)
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in favour of flying eagles... abi una forget where una come from..huh?
Posted: at 13-12-2008 12:13 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 13-12-2008 12:36 PM (16 years ago)
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the wings of the flying eagles don crack....so they can't fly well
Posted: at 13-12-2008 12:36 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 13-12-2008 02:52 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 13-12-2008 12:36 PM
the wings of the flying eagles don crack....so they can't fly well

Na lie, wings of eagle no fit crack...lol

in favour of Nigerian flying eagle. Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 13-12-2008 02:52 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 13-12-2008 10:00 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Sillyjokker on 13-12-2008 02:52 PM
Quote from: Toks-E on 13-12-2008 12:36 PM
the wings of the flying eagles don crack....so they can't fly well

Na lie, wings of eagle no fit crack...lol

in favour of Nigerian flying eagle. Grin Grin Grin Grin

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Posted: at 13-12-2008 10:00 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- toptee at 14-12-2008 01:15 AM (16 years ago)
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In favour of Arsenal
Posted: at 14-12-2008 01:15 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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