An airplane was about to crash, with 5 passengers on board but with only 4 parachutes. The 1st passenger said I'm Kanu Nwankwo, one of the best soccer players in the world; you can't afford to lose me! So he took the 1st pack and jumped. The 2nd passenger said, I'm Daisy Danjuma, the wife of the former Minister of Defense, a Senator and potential future President! She took the 2nd pack n jumped...The 3rd passenger, Goodluck, said I'm the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria; the most powerful man in the Country! I have great responsibility and I'm the smartest president in Nigeria's history. I am indispensable as Nigerians need me for the successful implementation of poverty alleviation, deregulation, privatisation, monetisation, etc.Then he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane The 4th passenger the 'POPE' said to the 5th passenger, an 8 year old school girl, I'm old and don't have long to live. As I'm a CATHOLIC I'll sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.The little girl turned to the Pope and said 'it's okay there's a parachute left for you. Nigeria's smartest president has taken my school bag! NOTE and disclaimer:
NA JOKE O!
Posted: at 15-11-2011 02:26 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
tundyify at 15-11-2011 02:30 PM (13 years ago) (m)
An airplane was about to crash, with 5 passengers on board but with only 4 parachutes. The 1st passenger said I'm Kanu Nwankwo, one of the best soccer players in the world; you can't afford to lose me! So he took the 1st pack and jumped. The 2nd passenger said, I'm Daisy Danjuma, the wife of the former Minister of Defense, a Senator and potential future President! She took the 2nd pack n jumped...The 3rd passenger, Goodluck, said I'm the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria; the most powerful man in the Country! I have great responsibility and I'm the smartest president in Nigeria's history. I am indispensable as Nigerians need me for the successful implementation of poverty alleviation, deregulation, privatisation, monetisation, etc.Then he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane The 4th passenger the 'POPE' said to the 5th passenger, an 8 year old school girl, I'm old and don't have long to live. As I'm a CATHOLIC I'll sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.The little girl turned to the Pope and said 'it's okay there's a parachute left for you. Nigeria's smartest president has taken my school bag! NOTE and disclaimer:
NA JOKE O!
Posted: at 15-11-2011 02:30 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
blessingdavid at 15-11-2011 08:00 PM (13 years ago) (f)
a pillot was ask 2 drop 5 lunatics nd they were all makin noice, sundenly 1 one of d lunatic came 2 d pillot nd said, sir pls can u teach me how 2 drive a plane, d pillot said yes but only if he help tell d other lunatics 2 stop makin noice, d man said ok, nd came back in a short while smilling, d pillot was surprice nd ask hw mannage, he said oga i don throw all of dem commot 4 d plane..................
Posted: at 15-11-2011 08:00 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
blessingdavid at 15-11-2011 08:02 PM (13 years ago) (f)
a pillot was ask 2 drop 5 lunatics nd they were all makin noice, sundenly 1 one of d lunatic came 2 d pillot nd said, sir pls can u teach me how 2 drive a plane, d pillot said yes but only if he help tell d other lunatics 2 stop makin noice, d man said ok, nd came back in a short while smilling, d pillot was surprice nd ask hw mannage, he said oga i don throw all of dem commot 4 d plane..................
Posted: at 15-11-2011 08:02 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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a pillot was ask 2 drop 5 lunatics nd they were all makin noice, sundenly 1 one of d lunatic came 2 d pillot nd said, sir pls can u teach me how 2 drive a plane, d pillot said yes but only if he help tell d other lunatics 2 stop makin noice, d man said ok, nd came back in a short while smilling, d pillot was surprice nd ask hw mannage, he said oga i don throw all of dem commot 4 d plane.................. 
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