HOW TO KNOW IF A PERSON IS MAD

three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years.

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.

Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.

The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.

To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"

Posted: at 6-12-2011 09:35 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

was i here?

Posted: at 7-12-2011 11:06 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

big time

Posted: at 7-12-2011 02:17 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

no u were there

Posted: at 7-12-2011 02:24 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

looking for my koboko

Posted: at 7-12-2011 03:38 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

so u r still there

Posted: at 7-12-2011 04:13 PM (13 years ago) | Hero

@rakelly who u won flog

Posted: at 7-12-2011 09:11 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

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Posted: at 7-12-2011 11:01 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

U

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Posted: at 8-12-2011 11:21 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

shoots the motherphyuker poster in the gut "thats for making me laugh"

Posted: at 8-12-2011 11:36 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac