HUSBAND & WIFE FUNNY ONE, READ!!

Date: 20-01-2009 7:09 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Florida Ejah Oidu
- at 20-01-2009 07:09 PM (16 years ago)
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No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never> achieved an orgasm. > > Since by Jewish law a wife is entitled to segxwal pleasure,> they decide to consult their Rabbi. > > The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and> makes the following suggestion: 'Hire a strapping young> man. While the two of you > are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you.> That will help your wife fantasize and should bring on an> orgasm.' > > They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a> handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they> make love.. It does not
 help and the wife is still> unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi. >  >  'Okay,' he says to the husband, 'Try it> reversed. Have the young man make >  love to your wife and you wave the towel over them.' > > Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go> home and hire,the same strapping young man. >  > The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband> waves the towel. > > The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and soon> she has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting screaming> orgasm. >  > The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him> triumphantly, > >  'See that, you schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a> towel!!'

Posted: at 20-01-2009 07:09 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
- blackberryPearl at 20-01-2009 07:11 PM (16 years ago)
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that was dumb
but funny
Posted: at 20-01-2009 07:11 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- sa-fire at 20-01-2009 07:23 PM (16 years ago)
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LMAO!!!!!!!

Posted: at 20-01-2009 07:23 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prencess at 20-01-2009 07:26 PM (16 years ago)
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just smiling and passing  Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 20-01-2009 07:26 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sandra102ad at 20-01-2009 08:43 PM (16 years ago)
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WHAT nothing really funny mate Undecided
Posted: at 20-01-2009 08:43 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Toks-E at 20-01-2009 10:05 PM (16 years ago)
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i didn't come here at all oh, my ghost did

Posted: at 20-01-2009 10:05 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- size1 at 21-01-2009 10:03 AM (16 years ago)
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not  too bad. funny
Posted: at 21-01-2009 10:03 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 21-01-2009 12:13 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 20-01-2009 10:05 PM
i didn't come here at all oh, my ghost did
toks you for tell me say you don die na Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-01-2009 12:13 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- purrtaebll at 21-01-2009 06:45 PM (16 years ago)
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too much yarns...funny eventually
Posted: at 21-01-2009 06:45 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- bethsy at 22-01-2009 10:57 PM (16 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 22-01-2009 10:57 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- degreatest2 at 22-01-2009 11:07 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Toks-E on 20-01-2009 10:05 PM
i didn't come here at all oh, my ghost did
Ah! Ah! na you i dey se for here now! no be your ghost, pls next time put the picture of your ghost
Posted: at 22-01-2009 11:07 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 23-01-2009 05:59 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: prencess on 20-01-2009 07:26 PM
just smiling and passing  Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley

where  too na....this is new year oooooo.... Grin
Posted: at 23-01-2009 05:59 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 23-01-2009 06:01 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 21-01-2009 12:13 PM
Quote from: Toks-E on 20-01-2009 10:05 PM
i didn't come here at all oh, my ghost did
toks you for tell me say you don die na Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

he fit be true u talk ooooo.... Grin Grin...but...wait..i know believe...in never die b4... Grin
Posted: at 23-01-2009 06:01 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 25-01-2009 04:20 PM (16 years ago)
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Not funnie, won't even make a baby laugh...

Posted: at 25-01-2009 04:20 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- NKEMJOU at 23-05-2009 03:34 PM (15 years ago)
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lolol d hu8sband is damn stupid...xxx
Posted: at 23-05-2009 03:34 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 23-05-2009 03:41 PM (15 years ago)
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funny
Posted: at 23-05-2009 03:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nollylove at 5-06-2009 03:53 AM (15 years ago)
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 Shocked
Posted: at 5-06-2009 03:53 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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