1.Guys nd Artist will start posing with 50kegs of petrol in pictures and videos.
2.People who have gone to the village for holiday might not return.
3.Most neighbouhoods are dead silent not even 1 generator can be heard.
4.Bicycle sellers report high rise in sales.
5.You can deposit your fuel at zenith bank, guarantee bank or any bank close 2 you.
6.Bride price will increase and may even include 25litres of petrol.
7.Dont be shocked if you're slapped for trying to burn a thief with petrol.
8.Barbing Salon: Nepa N200, Gen N800.
9."Walk out" will be a popular thing among lovers.
10.No more accidents, it will be knee and ankle dislocations.
11.Girl: I like going to expensive places. Boy: Meet me at Mobil filling station by 4pm.
12.Rihanna ft GEJ "shut up and walk"
13.QPR vs SWANSEA N200, BARCA vs REAL MADRID N1000
14.Resident: What do you care for,
Visitor: I'll take petrol in a small rubber.
15."If you see me trekking holla at your Boy''..
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