was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was
a good time to tell his mother what he wanted."Mom,
I want a bike for my birthday." Little Johny was a bit of a troublemaker. He had
gotten into trouble at school and at home. Johny's mother asked him if he thought he deserved
to get a bike for his birthday. Little Johnny, of course,
thought he did. Johnny's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted
him to reflect on his behavior over the last year and
write a letter to God and tell him why he deserved a
bike for his birthday. Little Johnny stomped up the steps to his room and
sat down to write God a letter. LETTER 1:
Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and
I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Johnny Johnny knew this wasn't true. He had not been a
very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and
started over. LETTER 2:
Dear God, This is your friend Johnny. I have been a
pretty good boy this year and I would like a red bike
for my birthday.
Thank you,
Johnny Johnny knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the
letter and started again. LETTER 3:
Dear God, I have been an OK boy this year and I
would really like a red bike for my birthday.
Johnny Johnny knew he could not send this letter to God
either. Johnny was very upset. He went downstairs
and told his mother he wanted to go church. "Just be home in time for dinner", his mother said. Johnny walked down the street to the church and up
to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was
there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary and slipped
it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the
street, into his house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a
piece of paper and a pen. Johnny began to write his
letter to God. LETTER 4:
I'VE GOT YOUR MOM. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN,
SEND THE BIKE.
Signed
YOU KNOW WHO.
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