OPERATION SHOW YA TIE

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was trudging through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried towards it, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.

The Taliban asked, “Do you have water?”

The Jewish man replied, “I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $75.00”

The Taliban shouted, “Infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie! I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!”

“OK, OK” said the old Jewish man, “It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.”

Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead… “Your lousy brother won’t let me in without a tie!”

Posted: at 21-07-2009 06:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

OK

Posted: at 21-07-2009 06:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

DANBANGA

Posted: at 24-07-2009 07:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hahahaha ....d taliban for don buy the tie in d first place.....cool one

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Posted: at 25-07-2009 04:36 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

FUNNY STORY..

Posted: at 25-07-2009 11:29 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

hmmmmmmmm whatz with
 

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Posted: at 27-07-2009 01:41 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

yana wasa da ni

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Posted: at 27-07-2009 04:03 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

wai nine dan banga

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Posted: at 27-07-2009 04:21 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

to ba matsala na yafe ma shi

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Posted: at 27-07-2009 04:29 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Amin Amin

to yaushe za ka zo Abuja?

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Posted: at 27-07-2009 04:34 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero