Thnik twice

Date: 22-10-2009 4:51 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Adesulu James
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- at 22-10-2009 04:51 PM (15 years ago)
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A very prestigious wealthy man and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough. I want a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember if we get a divorce, it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris , no more wintering in Barbados , no more summers in Tuscany , no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a colleague of the husband enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Matt ?" asks the wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is prettier," she replies.

Posted: at 22-10-2009 04:51 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- coolguys235 at 22-10-2009 07:12 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 22-10-2009 07:12 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Jayms at 22-10-2009 07:19 PM (15 years ago)
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passing huh...
Posted: at 22-10-2009 07:19 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 22-10-2009 07:22 PM (15 years ago)
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good one... women too like money Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 22-10-2009 07:22 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 22-10-2009 07:24 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Jayms on 22-10-2009 07:19 PM
passing huh...
no feeling the joke Grin Grin

Posted: at 22-10-2009 07:24 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 22-10-2009 07:28 PM (15 years ago)
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coolguy add me make we chat 4 messenger! my yahoo id nah lookingguud

Posted: at 22-10-2009 07:28 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 22-10-2009 07:32 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmm  hope u are up to something......i bin dey think say ur ym ID nah  sexyguy Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 22-10-2009 07:32 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 22-10-2009 07:34 PM (15 years ago)
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no lookingguud is what i chosed. add me fast

Posted: at 22-10-2009 07:34 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 22-10-2009 07:36 PM (15 years ago)
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by the way ..i dey very busy now ...at least in a month time i will be less busy........no be my lapy i dey used sef,..... school is getting turf ...every seconds.......

Posted: at 22-10-2009 07:36 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- dimejikemi at 22-10-2009 07:36 PM (15 years ago)
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9ice joke

Posted: at 22-10-2009 07:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 22-10-2009 07:44 PM (15 years ago)
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see kemmy Grin Grin

Posted: at 22-10-2009 07:44 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 22-10-2009 07:51 PM (15 years ago)
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kemmy just dey use different celebrity pics. e be like say she wowo..... Grin Grin

Posted: at 22-10-2009 07:51 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 22-10-2009 07:52 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmm  i dont think so

Posted: at 22-10-2009 07:52 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- dimejikemi at 22-10-2009 08:01 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 22-10-2009 07:51 PM
kemmy just dey use different celebrity pics. e be like say she wowo..... Grin Grin

AH AH, SEE ME SEE TROUBLE O. ITS BCOS I DON'T AV TIME TO SCAN MY PICS DATS Y.

Posted: at 22-10-2009 08:01 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 22-10-2009 08:06 PM (15 years ago)
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proof to is say u no wowo! cos i think say u wowo thats why u dnt want 2 show urself

Posted: at 22-10-2009 08:06 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 22-10-2009 08:06 PM (15 years ago)
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passing
 Grin Grin

Posted: at 22-10-2009 08:06 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- dimejikemi at 22-10-2009 08:09 PM (15 years ago)
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ABEG JARE MAKE YOU GO FIND SOMEWHERE SIT DOWN JO. OK I GO PUT MY REAL PICS.

Posted: at 22-10-2009 08:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 22-10-2009 08:13 PM (15 years ago)
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ohhhhhhhhh!!!!!  waiting for dat

Posted: at 22-10-2009 08:13 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 22-10-2009 11:37 PM (15 years ago)
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ok agbaya

Posted: at 22-10-2009 11:37 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- brizio at 23-10-2009 12:08 AM (15 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 23-10-2009 12:08 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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