if i turned into a zombie would you kill me? (Page 22)

Date: 14-09-2008 8:00 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Owen
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- keveen at 8-10-2008 11:06 PM (16 years ago)
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How many "Zombies" dey Nigerian Army?   Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 8-10-2008 11:06 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zie85er at 8-10-2008 11:11 PM (16 years ago)
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me i dey talk evry evry...but when it come 2 dat...kv me i no dey o!!!.....make nobody com carry me lyk fela
Posted: at 8-10-2008 11:11 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- keveen at 8-10-2008 11:15 PM (16 years ago)
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Hahahahaha.... Grin Grin Grin Mafia still dey fear?
Posted: at 8-10-2008 11:15 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zie85er at 8-10-2008 11:22 PM (16 years ago)
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millitary    +  mafia  = world war.......my guy
Posted: at 8-10-2008 11:22 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- keveen at 8-10-2008 11:29 PM (16 years ago)
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Abeg Oh... No More War!!! 
I surrender dat case... But how old is the oldest Zombie? I need all these facts for research purposes...
Posted: at 8-10-2008 11:29 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zie85er at 8-10-2008 11:50 PM (16 years ago)
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ask kenee
Posted: at 8-10-2008 11:50 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- mazi at 9-10-2008 01:18 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: prencess on  7-10-2008 09:09 PM
Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
wot can i do 4 u? Undecided
Posted: at 9-10-2008 01:18 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- dejavu342 at 9-10-2008 01:47 PM (16 years ago)
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If you became a zombie and I am your friend? I will kill you properly so that you can rest in peace ( or in pieces if you choose )
Posted: at 9-10-2008 01:47 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- indie at 9-10-2008 02:48 PM (16 years ago)
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"http://profilejazz.com/pics/love/kisses/0021.jpg"

whose first?
Posted: at 9-10-2008 02:48 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 9-10-2008 03:23 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: serene_child on 14-09-2008 08:00 PM
if i was ur best friend,lover,brother or husband and i got bitten by a zombie and turned into one myself,would u look me straight in my zombie eyes and shoot me in the head?would u spare my life for the sacred sake of friendship?would u let me bite u so u'd turn into a zombie and then we would live forever?after all friends are forever!!!!!

I will stare deeply into the zombie's eyes,
blast the zombies eyes
blast the legs and arms
spray acid on the zombie's body
Then finally, i will walk away

if u survive am, na u kon know....
Posted: at 9-10-2008 03:23 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mazi at 9-10-2008 03:27 PM (16 years ago)
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if u r awake during the visit...if u wake up to the zombie beside ya bed...won't u hv heart attack?
Posted: at 9-10-2008 03:27 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- macgreat at 9-10-2008 03:40 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: serene_child on 14-09-2008 08:00 PM
if i was ur best friend,lover,brother or husband and i got bitten by a zombie and turned into one myself,would u look me straight in my zombie eyes and shoot me in the head?would u spare my life for the sacred sake of friendship?would u let me bite u so u'd turn into a zombie and then we would live forever?after all friends are forever!!!!!

I go kiss you zombie as$ good bye and i will walk away but if your zombie mouth dey zoom zoom come near me,i go welcome you with bullet (four in the head,two in your kneels,five on your chest and one on your balls)  Grin  Grin
Posted: at 9-10-2008 03:40 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- mazi at 9-10-2008 03:43 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: macgreat on  9-10-2008 03:40 PM
Quote from: serene_child on 14-09-2008 08:00 PM
if i was ur best friend,lover,brother or husband and i got bitten by a zombie and turned into one myself,would u look me straight in my zombie eyes and shoot me in the head?would u spare my life for the sacred sake of friendship?would u let me bite u so u'd turn into a zombie and then we would live forever?after all friends are forever!!!!!

I go kiss you zombie as$ good bye and i will walk away but if your zombie mouth dey zoom zoom come near me,i go welcome you with bullet (four in the head,two in your kneels,five on your chest and one on your balls)  Grin  Grin
i no say...u no even get catapult...mouth. Grin
Posted: at 9-10-2008 03:43 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- zie85er at 9-10-2008 10:10 PM (16 years ago)
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zombie me
Posted: at 9-10-2008 10:10 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- keveen at 9-10-2008 10:58 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: zie85er on  9-10-2008 10:10 PM
zombie me



 Grin Grin Grin  Flawless Victory...  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-10-2008 10:58 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kennee at 9-10-2008 11:21 PM (16 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-10-2008 11:21 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- keveen at 9-10-2008 11:25 PM (16 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 9-10-2008 11:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zie85er at 9-10-2008 11:35 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: keveen on  9-10-2008 10:58 PM
Quote from: zie85er on  9-10-2008 10:10 PM
zombie me



 Grin Grin Grin  Flawless Victory...  Grin Grin Grin
yeah.........some zombie m*^f*#ker
Posted: at 9-10-2008 11:35 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- elizatops at 10-10-2008 01:30 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: zie85er on  9-10-2008 11:35 PM
Quote from: keveen on  9-10-2008 10:58 PM
Quote from: zie85er on  9-10-2008 10:10 PM
zombie me



 Grin Grin Grin  Flawless Victory...  Grin Grin Grin
yeah.........some zombie m*^f*#ker



its like u know wat i'll do to u if u turn to a zombie especially Mazi Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 10-10-2008 01:30 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- keveen at 10-10-2008 01:34 PM (16 years ago)
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hahahahahaha Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 10-10-2008 01:34 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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