Mumu..... Part II (Page 4)

Ha ha hahahahah.

She is good. She is very good. She knows what she wants. I think she wants you for keeps. She is almost there.

The question is do you want her for keeps? 4life?

Or maybe you just want to heal your bruised pride. If it is your bruised pride then you are *****ing up. If you want her for your bruised ego it means your priorities are out of order; there is money, exercise, movies and the wife you haven't found out there; so what would you be wasting your time over some petty feelings for?

If you don't want this girl for keeps, let her go. It is not worth it. Seriously, it isn't worth it.

If you want this girl for keeps then you can have her in two mutually exclusive ways and you can loose her in one out of the two mutually exclusive ways.

1. You let her play her games. You pretend that you do not know that she is toying with you. You let her do her thing. And you follow like the MUMU and MUGU that all men are. Only this time you know what you want.[The reversal is that if she doesn't want you for keeps, she will hurt you at the end of the day. And if she wants you, she gives herself to you thinking she caught you. Ha ha hahah]

2. You change tactics completely. You start treating her more official. No lap dances and no more kisses and no more unnecessary back rides, etcetera.  And after a few times when you know she has noticed that you are capable of being cold you take her out on a date-like event/scenario/bla-bla. And still be a little cold. When I mean cold, I don't mean boring. I mean not being sentimental. I mean being a stranger and yet  a decent one but not a familiar one. And never ask her out. Just keep giving her the roles you would give to a wife slowly. Not commandingly. Slowly give her those roles and see if she will play them. Still remain cool and aloof. After some time, if she has proven that she can play those roles a wife or bride to be can play in a guys life, then you make the final decision if you want to marry her. Do not be erratic. In everything, do not be erratic. Be Good Bad and Ugly but not funny or erratic or confused. If you want her after you have giving her those roles, the chances are very high that you can have high. However, guide your self-respect jealously. To an extent, it is wise that she behaves herself around you.

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From experience, I can tell you that a man who doesnt play women, is never successful with women. I know cause I have failed a lot with them. And when I look back, I would say that some of the times I was just too innocent and at some other times I was just too mad. Women do not require innocence from a man. A man's definition of Innocence or Straightforwardness is different from a woman's definition of Innocence or Straightforwardness. All this while you were being innocent, and she calls you MUMU. I am sure that your IQ is higher than hers. I am sure, even now, if you want to take advantage of her, you can. Am sure you can hypnotize her and have her wake-up the next morning wondering how she lost control. However, she calls you MUMU. And this is cause you have given her control unconsciously.

What you need to do is take that control back. You have the power to determine how you feel.

PLAY THAT GIRL. PLAY THAT GIRL. PLAY THAT GIRL.

I did not say use and dump her. I said you should play her. There is a difference.

If you don't know what you want, then you a BIG MUMU PLUS A BIGGER MUGU. IN THAT CASE, I HOPE THE GIRL MAKES YOU CRY. H AH AHA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Ha ha hahahah. See pant matter. Chai. Ha hah aha. Na ****** na im cause all d problem for this world. May God save us.

lol....For Wetin?

As e be say U dey expect part III nko? This one way part one and two never make sense like Naija home video. The part III fit come be recounting of memories of how U and her been dey take paly with sand sand when una dey primary school.

BULL! dont know about any other girl but I h8 drama lyk this man......u r hot n u r cold, u r stranger but we r kind of dating.... u r playing me but u r not a playa? If i wanted drama I 4 watch soap opera........if a guy tried this on me I will walk away. But then I guess the gal is playing games too so she may lurve that....

Hmmmm... All started again with a knock on my door, Come in the door is open. I order her. As she was coming in, i was busy thinking about what i was adviced in my last post. At last i decided to take her to bed if that will clean away the name MUMU. Hi Yomi, how was your week? she asked, Very cool but missed you. I answered and I quickly face somewhere else because i know you might be bother about that reply. But we met last week end? She said. Not enough for me. I replied.

Hmmm. Yomi, Face me. She ordered me and i did as she said. We both look at each others eyes for about few moments.. and she said, What do you want, yomi? My heart shaked with a thought in me. If today happens to be the day this friendship will break, I don't care, What matters to me now is how i will get the name off her mouth. So i moved more nearer to her and i moved her for a kiss. We kissed, And we keep on kissing till we get into the bedroom. The kiss was too deep and pure.

As we were trying to go further, she said, wait, wait......Yomi wait.. what are we doing? she asked... And i answered, What does it look like?........ No, No, no..... we can't do this Yomi. she adviced but i asked. WHY?

I'm not your sex-mate, I'm your friend, your closed friend. She explained. I was dumbfounded without a word to utter. She stood up and said. Yomi! I am very disappointed in you and she walk away.

Hmmmmmm... What can i do?

 

sorry but d post is kinda funi. lol