Mum F**KING Turkey

Date: 21-11-2010 2:44 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Green Genius for Life
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- at 21-11-2010 02:44 PM (14 years ago)
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One day, little Suzie was strolling around the house and just happened to pass by her sister's room. She heard her sister say on the phone to her boy friend"Your such an arss!" and she hung up.Suzie asked what ass had meant and her sister sayin"Uh... it means... uhh.. boyfriend!". Suzie is delighted to hear a new nice word.

Then,She was walking past the bathroom where her dad was shaving. Her dad had cut himself and yelled "SHIT!" Then turniing around saw little Suzie ask what shit means. Dad, being quite shocked answered"It uhh.. It.. It means shaving cream."

Then, Suzie walked downstairs to help her mom with the dinner turkey. Suzie's dad's boss was coming to dinner tonight.
When Suzie went in the kitchen, her mom accidently cut herself yelled"F*CK!". Suzie asked what phyuk meant and mom replied" it..it..it uummm...it means cut... yeah, cut." Just as mom said that, the doorbell rang and asked Suzie to go and get it.

When Suzie opened the door, her dad's boss was standing there. Boss asked" Well hello young lady! Can I ask where your family is?" Then Suzie said" Well, my sister's upstairs talking to her arss on the phone, my dad's in the bathroom wiping the shit off his face and my mom's in the kitchen f*cking the turkey!"

Posted: at 21-11-2010 02:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- federico at 21-11-2010 02:46 PM (14 years ago)
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ok i have heard...
Posted: at 21-11-2010 02:46 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 21-11-2010 02:51 PM (14 years ago)
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abi wetin man go talk
Posted: at 21-11-2010 02:51 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 21-11-2010 02:52 PM (14 years ago)
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abi...
Posted: at 21-11-2010 02:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 21-11-2010 02:55 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 21-11-2010 02:55 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 21-11-2010 02:56 PM (14 years ago)
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how ur babe..
Posted: at 21-11-2010 02:56 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 21-11-2010 02:59 PM (14 years ago)
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which babe u dey talk abt since federic?
Posted: at 21-11-2010 02:59 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 21-11-2010 03:02 PM (14 years ago)
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babe or wives? Huh? Huh? Tongue
Posted: at 21-11-2010 03:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 21-11-2010 03:07 PM (14 years ago)
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i no no ooooo
Posted: at 21-11-2010 03:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 21-11-2010 03:14 PM (14 years ago)
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una babes na...abi una be gays??
Posted: at 21-11-2010 03:14 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 21-11-2010 03:20 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 21-11-2010 03:14 PM
una babes na...abi una be gays??

God forbid... i get 6 wives and 13 children.... Grin..@nickyvil ..u be gay??
Posted: at 21-11-2010 03:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 21-11-2010 03:25 PM (14 years ago)
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God forbid..get 260 wives n 785 children lmao
Posted: at 21-11-2010 03:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 4kasibe247 at 21-11-2010 04:44 PM (14 years ago)
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e no easy oooo....if na so dem dey born pikin ds world no go contain everybody
Posted: at 21-11-2010 04:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 21-11-2010 05:01 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: 4kasibe247 on 21-11-2010 04:44 PM
e no easy oooo....if na so dem dey born pikin ds world no go contain everybody

i fear nickyvil  Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-11-2010 05:01 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 21-11-2010 10:37 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: 4kasibe247 on 21-11-2010 04:44 PM
e no easy oooo....if na so dem dey born pikin ds world no go contain everybody
hahahahahaaaaa
''go slow'' for dey this world
 Grin Grin
Posted: at 21-11-2010 10:37 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 21-11-2010 10:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 21-11-2010 10:37 PM
Quote from: 4kasibe247 on 21-11-2010 04:44 PM
e no easy oooo....if na so dem dey born pikin ds world no go contain everybody
hahahahahaaaaa
''go slow'' for dey this world
 Grin Grin

skypon... u be gay? Grin
Posted: at 21-11-2010 10:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 21-11-2010 11:51 PM (14 years ago)
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seen b4
Posted: at 21-11-2010 11:51 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 21-11-2010 11:53 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 21-11-2010 11:51 PM
seen b4

ok.. for where u see am?
Posted: at 21-11-2010 11:53 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 22-11-2010 01:39 AM (14 years ago)
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i don 4get
Posted: at 22-11-2010 01:39 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 22-11-2010 12:28 PM (14 years ago)
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Pass
Posted: at 22-11-2010 12:28 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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