ACcId3nt At tH3 Fun3rAl

Date: 22-11-2010 8:28 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Green Genius for Life
- at 22-11-2010 08:28 PM (13 years ago)
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A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket
out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They
hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is
actually alive!

She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is
held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out
the casket.

As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out,
"Watch out for that wall!"

Posted: at 22-11-2010 08:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Riverniger1 at 22-11-2010 08:31 PM (13 years ago)
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i get it.......nice Grin Grin

Posted: at 22-11-2010 08:31 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abiscolee at 23-11-2010 03:21 PM (13 years ago)
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u try small
Posted: at 23-11-2010 03:21 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- monasea at 23-11-2010 03:44 PM (13 years ago)
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ok u try
Posted: at 23-11-2010 03:44 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- uchechrs at 23-11-2010 03:47 PM (13 years ago)
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is a story e dey hapen, may the woman wan die 3 time.

i kno say na for your villa it hapen

but guy mey the people in your vila be careful ooo becouse that woman cary some thing for mind
Posted: at 23-11-2010 03:47 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 23-11-2010 03:48 PM (13 years ago)
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Huh?

Posted: at 23-11-2010 03:48 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 23-11-2010 03:51 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 23-11-2010 03:48 PM
Huh?

we need ur comment  Shocked

Posted: at 23-11-2010 03:51 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 23-11-2010 04:03 PM (13 years ago)
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terry i no like dis ya picture oooo
go change am or else i go divorce you ooo
Posted: at 23-11-2010 04:03 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 23-11-2010 04:03 PM (13 years ago)
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Funi Grin
Posted: at 23-11-2010 04:03 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- uchechrs at 23-11-2010 04:15 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on 23-11-2010 04:03 PM
terry i no like dis ya picture oooo
go change am or else i go divorce you ooo

hhhhhhhh F and T
Posted: at 23-11-2010 04:15 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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