Nigerian Lady Calls Out Co-passenger For Farting All Through Flight From Lagos To Casablanca

Date: 03-06-2023 12:17 pm (10 months ago) | Author: Mister Jay Wonder
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A Nigerian lady has exposed a co-passenger for continuously farting during their flight from Lagos to Casablanca.

According to her, she repeatedly voiced her distress, but each time she closed her mouth, another fart would be released.

She went on to explain that the situation became so unbearable that it woke up another passenger who had been asleep on the same plane.

In her words:




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“That reminds me. If you were the person farting every 10 – 15 mins straight on Royal Air Maroc (Lagos to Casablanca) on the 21st of May from 7:10 am to 11:30 am, I want to let you know that you’re very wicked.

“I prayed to God to either block my nostrils or block your anus. You’re very wicked. Very very wicked. I almost ran mad.

“I started speaking very loudly on a 4 hr flight. Saying “THIS IS UNFAIR! I CANNOT BREATHE. HOW CAN I BE ON A 4-HOUR FLIGHT AND NOT BE ABLE TO BREATHE PROPERLY” You heard me loud & clear and as soon as I finished you dropped another one and I want to let you know that you’re mad.

“I sprayed perfume into a face mask and wore it and I could still smell it. Like the prev dose of fart will be lingering in the air and this person would drop another one. I could tell which was old and which was new. It was a never-ending cycle of air pollution.”

Reacting to this, @MaryAfọlábí wrote: “I’m laughing so hard, tears are running. Likeeeee, what is this description?? But still, I can’t imagine how terrible this experience was for you, when it was happening. Must’ve been harrowing. Mehnnnnn.”

@lynne_winnifred commented: “You couldn’t request a different seat under air violation and pollution? (I don’t think this is a thing but I feel the airhost/hostess would have understood and helped if there were empty seats)”
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Posted: at 3-06-2023 12:17 PM (10 months ago) | Addicted Hero
- Dopybadass at 3-06-2023 12:23 PM (10 months ago)
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Why you no talk kam there and direct,na for Twitter una for dey get mouth to dey talk
Posted: at 3-06-2023 12:23 PM (10 months ago) | Gistmaniac
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- angesco at 3-06-2023 12:28 PM (10 months ago)
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Excessive flatulence  (farting)  can be caused by different things. Including irritable bowel syndrome (IBS)  and swallowing more air than usual. Medication can also cause it.

They need to see a doctor.

There was no need to tell the world about it!
Posted: at 3-06-2023 12:28 PM (10 months ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kp45 at 3-06-2023 01:29 PM (10 months ago)
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If the co-passenger misses his/her flight you know that means so he/her have to board no matter who get hurt but then it wasn’t nice because he/she have access to the rest room.
Posted: at 3-06-2023 01:29 PM (10 months ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Olandetujaa at 3-06-2023 05:29 PM (10 months ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-06-2023 05:29 PM (10 months ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kacylee at 3-06-2023 06:29 PM (10 months ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes as if u dont fart.. abeg free the guy jare

Posted: at 3-06-2023 06:29 PM (10 months ago) | Addicted Hero
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- gogoman at 3-06-2023 09:43 PM (10 months ago)
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I like the person!!! leaving Nigeria u go just dey happy dey fart  Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 3-06-2023 09:43 PM (10 months ago) | Grande Master
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