Mortuary department,

i was just in my house one day thinking of what to use and support myself for the day when a text came into one of my phones that i ve won 350,000 in a maltina competition,i said what type of wahala is this how yanka dey sleep trouble go wake am up,how will i win 350,000 when i didn,t play for any maltina dance or maltina street show,i just pick up one of my phones with the annoyance that was inside me and call the number they said i should call,i said mortuary department UCH Ibadan can i help you?na so i hear somebody say maka no pay oh na mortuary department we send text go oh no bi banker,s phone oh.i come laugh say God don catch you people today make una come carry 350,000 where your mama keep for my bank account for you.

Posted: at 11-11-2008 02:25 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

Oh boy!!!

Posted: at 11-11-2008 04:07 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

dis na dagbo

Posted: at 11-11-2008 04:41 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

omo

i like dat one jo

Posted: at 11-11-2008 05:08 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

dat wan dey

Posted: at 11-11-2008 05:51 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

Scary! funny!! Joke!!!

Posted: at 1-12-2008 10:59 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

"this is my story....this is my song....my mama once told me...u gat to be strong"....timaya- true story

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Posted: at 2-12-2008 02:02 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

girl u hard OHHHHHHHH

Posted: at 2-12-2008 10:48 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

for ur side na!!!!!

Posted: at 2-12-2008 11:31 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

u believe those guys no catch scholly mugu? she just dey form don for here

Posted: at 2-12-2008 12:16 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac