There was a virgin who was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.
Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. "He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that."
She continued, "He is going to try to feel your Bosom ; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that.
Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace your family."
With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.
The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said.
She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."
Posted: at 5-12-2008 05:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Jboy4shezo at 9-12-2008 01:53 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: rezimero on 5-12-2008 05:29 PM
kai! i for like girl wey go disgrace my family o. you try well well for this one.
kai Rezi i pity u o, so becos of that thing wey dey between woman leg see wetin u dey talk about ur family for public. Family wey suffer bring u come dis world, chei i just dey cry for u.
Posted: at 9-12-2008 01:53 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
kai! i for like girl wey go disgrace my family o. you try well well for this one.
kai Rezi i pity u o, so becos of that thing wey dey between woman leg see wetin u dey talk about ur family for public. Family wey suffer bring u come dis world, chei i just dey cry for u.
jboy4shezo nu be d tin you they stress 4 wey you they defend joke wey nu be ur own big mooof
Posted: at 9-12-2008 02:02 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
Jboy4shezo at 9-12-2008 02:19 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Hockies even though i need that thing, i no go fit disgrace my family becos of am. But for people like u and Rezi, una go fit deny and disgrace una family becos of that thing
Posted: at 9-12-2008 02:19 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
Jboy4shezo at 9-12-2008 05:09 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Rezi disgrace na disgrace, whether u like am or not. U don fall ur family hand. to say na me be u i for just go look for way to appease them instead of arguing.
Posted: at 9-12-2008 05:09 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
14_Inches_Long at 10-12-2008 12:33 AM (16 years ago) (m)
Guys,
this tory get attachment. Trust me. I always go around with my camera. I took the picture when the lady atually disgraced the boy's family!!! I must confess that it is too hot to be posted here.
I would need 10 gbosas on this forum before I am permitted to post it for your viewing pleasure.
14_Inches_Long
Posted: at 10-12-2008 12:33 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
rezimero at 10-12-2008 11:25 AM (16 years ago) (m)
Quote from: Jboy4shezo on 9-12-2008 05:09 PM
Rezi disgrace na disgrace, whether u like am or not. U don fall ur family hand. to say na me be u i for just go look for way to appease them instead of arguing.
you for do the oracle work na, when i wan appease them
Posted: at 10-12-2008 11:25 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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