Dear Aunty Ngozi,
Please, I don’t know what is wrong with me. I get wet when am talking or gisting about sex, watching or looking at sex pics or films.
I’m a virgin and I don’t want to be disvirgined until after my marriage and I’m just 18 yrs old.
I sleep with pillows whenever am in the mood and I get relieved after having sex wit the pillow.
Even now that I’m reading things that people wrote about sex and everything, I’m wet.
I do phone sex a lot and I get so relieved after it that I will sleep off immediately.
Please advice me on what to do ‘cos I know and I think I have a problem.
Genial babe
Aunthy Ngozi's reply
Dear Genial babe,
Na wah o! You have this kind of problem and you did not write to me earlier?
Getting wet miraculously is a very big problem o! It is just a sign that you have mami-water spirit, because, why else would somebody just suddenly become wet when they are not taking a shower? It is your mami-water spirit swimming in water that is causing your body to just suddenly become wet like that. Nothing more.
And I can just imagine how embracing it must be for you: sitting there with your friends, talking, then suddenly all your braids and face and things just start dripping water. It is a serious thing o!
My advice to you is to perform a ritual that cleanses one of mami-water spirit.
The ritual involves a grown male child, Vaseline, and plenty packets of condom.
You see, when mami-water spirit enters a woman, it enters through her something, so therefore, to get rid of the spirit you need to go in there and force it out.
But it must be a man who performs the cleansing for you because if you do it yourself it would just enter your hand – same thing as if you let a woman do it for you; it would enter her and infect her as well.
Men don’t get possessed by mami-water spirit so it can’t do anything to them. They are immune. But to be safe, they need to wear a condom so that the spirit would not recognize them and start to trouble them later because they dislodged it from inside you where it was feeling cozy.
I wish you luck with getting rid of that terrible, terrible spirit troubling you and making you wet. What kind of embarrassment is that? Kpele, dear. Just perform the ritual I prescribed and you shall be well.
Oh, and on an unrelated issue: Talk to your friends who have been ‘disvirgined’ several times. Ask them how they do it and reserve the knowledge for when you want to get married.
Aunty Ngozi
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