sango Bank of Nigeria

Date: 09-01-2012 4:05 pm (13 years ago) | Author: idris jublow shaibu
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- at 9-01-2012 04:05 PM (13 years ago)
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our CBN Governor sat down to invent Islamic Banking of Nigerians and the CAN also thought of Christian Banking, i have also taken time to conduct a survey and came up with Traditional Banking of Nigeria. it will be the simplest and the most secured and complicated way of trusting and keeping your money with us. The name of the bank nationwide will be Sango Bank of Nigeria (SBN). your money will be transported spiritually to any destination of your choice (even abroad and overseas). OPC will be the chief security at all southwest, EGBESU in the south south, MASSOB in the southeast and BOKO HARAM in the north. no need for ATM when you can just sit at home and send or receive your money by reciting some incantation on a piece of red clothe stuffed in a cow horn. The following documents will be required to start banking with us immediately:
(1) the beards of a young mosquito
(2) the left last toe of a cockroach
(3) three strains of a lions hair
(4) a snakes egg
(5) 5 drums of palm oil
(6) 6 yard of white clothe

we also offer internet banking for the yahoo fans.
For more inquiries visit our website: WWW.sangobanking.com or call Obatala onb 08032600000
                   We promise to serve you the best even after your departure
                                               thank you. I await your reply 

Posted: at 9-01-2012 04:05 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jublow at 9-01-2012 04:13 PM (13 years ago)
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na so ooooooooooooooo send ur documents
Posted: at 9-01-2012 04:13 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 9-01-2012 04:31 PM (13 years ago)
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Passing and running
Posted: at 9-01-2012 04:31 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jublow at 9-01-2012 04:37 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  9-01-2012 04:31 PM
Passing and running
no run oooo u must start banking wit us
Posted: at 9-01-2012 04:37 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jublow at 9-01-2012 05:17 PM (13 years ago)
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do quick b4 we come ourself
Posted: at 9-01-2012 05:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mimibaby_5 at 9-01-2012 05:22 PM (13 years ago)
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JUST by passing.................................... smh
Posted: at 9-01-2012 05:22 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jublow at 9-01-2012 05:25 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mimibaby_5 on  9-01-2012 05:22 PM
JUST by passing.................................... smh
no pass o bring your document
Posted: at 9-01-2012 05:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femzy94 at 9-01-2012 05:57 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin dats is a nice bank so far
Posted: at 9-01-2012 05:57 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- abubakarzain at 9-01-2012 07:30 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: jublow on  9-01-2012 04:05 PM
our CBN Governor sat down to invent Islamic Banking of Nigerians and the CAN also thought of Christian Banking, i have also taken time to conduct a survey and came up with Traditional Banking of Nigeria. it will be the simplest and the most secured and complicated way of trusting and keeping your money with us. The name of the bank nationwide will be Sango Bank of Nigeria (SBN). your money will be transported spiritually to any destination of your choice (even abroad and overseas). OPC will be the chief security at all southwest, EGBESU in the south south, MASSOB in the southeast and BOKO HARAM in the north. no need for ATM when you can just sit at home and send or receive your money by reciting some incantation on a piece of red clothe stuffed in a cow horn. The following documents will be required to start banking with us immediately:
(1) the beards of a young mosquito
(2) the left last toe of a cockroach
(3) three strains of a lions hair
(4) a snakes egg
(5) 5 drums of palm oil
(6) 6 yard of white clothe

we also offer internet banking for the yahoo fans.
For more inquiries visit our website: WWW.sangobanking.com or call Obatala onb 08032600000
                   We promise to serve you the best even after your departure
                                               thank you. I await your reply 
pb444
Posted: at 9-01-2012 07:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 9-01-2012 09:22 PM (13 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 9-01-2012 09:22 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 9-01-2012 10:52 PM (13 years ago)
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Kiss Kiss miss u
Posted: at 9-01-2012 10:52 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jublow at 10-01-2012 03:46 PM (13 years ago)
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who u dey miss
Posted: at 10-01-2012 03:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 11-01-2012 01:05 AM (13 years ago)
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Comot i talk to u yeye
Posted: at 11-01-2012 01:05 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 11-01-2012 05:54 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  9-01-2012 10:52 PM
Kiss Kiss miss u
missed u 2swit
Posted: at 11-01-2012 05:54 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 11-01-2012 05:55 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: jublow on 10-01-2012 03:46 PM
who u dey miss
wetin concern u
Posted: at 11-01-2012 05:55 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jublow at 11-01-2012 03:36 PM (13 years ago)
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una 2 no well.............
Posted: at 11-01-2012 03:36 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jublow at 11-01-2012 04:00 PM (13 years ago)
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na u get HIV sef
Posted: at 11-01-2012 04:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jublow at 11-01-2012 04:22 PM (13 years ago)
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u get sars
Posted: at 11-01-2012 04:22 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jublow at 11-01-2012 04:45 PM (13 years ago)
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stevensidy u 2 small 4 me
Posted: at 11-01-2012 04:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jublow at 11-01-2012 05:08 PM (13 years ago)
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u just dey mouth u na smal boi
Posted: at 11-01-2012 05:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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