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'Stay where you are,'she said.'He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me.'
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Sure enough, the husband got into bed, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. He turned to his wife:'Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. Wh...at's going on?'
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'Nonsense, 'said the wife.'You're so drunk youmiscounted . Get out of bed
and try again. You can see better from over there.'
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The husband climbed out of bed and counted.'One, two, three, four.
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You're right, you know. I am so sorry...
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