dream..(if u tink its pb4 abeg no open) (Page 3)

am catchin fun nt vexin o abeg

One day my papa call me, my
brother and my mama
together come tell us say if
we dream say them wan give
us something for dream make
we no collect, say na enemies
wan give us bad things.
He say if we dream that kind
dream make we tell am and
he go buy that thing wey
them wan give us for dream
for us.
Two days later my brother
sleep for night dey mention
RICE! RICE!! RICE!!!, ma papa
wake am say wetin dey
happen, he say them wan
give am rice for dream.
My papa give am N500 say
make he go chop rice.
When I see say the thing dey
work, the next day I start to
dey shout MR BIGGS!!! MR
BIGGS!!! for night.
Ma papa say wetin, I say
them wan gimme Mr Biggs for
dream.
My papa gimme N1000 make
I take chop Mr Biggs.
Na so I do wey I take buy my
phone.
But the one wey I do wey I
take spoil everything na for
one night wen I dey shout
RANGE ROVER!!! RANGE
ROVER!!!
Ma papa wake up say wetin.
I say them wan gimme RANGE
ROVER for dream.
Na hin my papa shout,
"Hope say u collect am?"
Na hin I say no.
"Will u get back to bed and
collect that thing STUPID
BOY!!!"