MEN DEY CRAZE ( joke of d season )

Date: 05-06-2014 6:07 pm (10 years ago) | Author: abbey wonder
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- at 5-06-2014 06:07 PM (10 years ago)
(m)
JOKE BUT TRUTH :::
we all know some men out
there can be dis heartless.
JOKE:
Akpors went to the police
station to report his
missing wife.
Akpors: I’ve lost my wife,
she went shopping
yesterday and has still not
come home.
Officer: What is her height?
Akpors: I really never
noticed.
Officer: Is she slim or fat?
Akpors: Not slim, not really
fat.
Officer: Colour of eyes?
Akpors: Never noticed.
Officer: Colour of hair?
Akpors: I don't know,
changes with season.
Officer: What was she
wearing? Akpors: I don’t
remember exactly.
Officer: Did she go in a
car? Akpors: Yes sir, my
car.
Officer: What kind of car
was it?
Akpors: Black Audi A8 with
super charged 3.0 litre V6
engine generating 333
horse power with an eight-
speed triptonic automatic
transmission with manual
mode. And it has full LED
headlights, which use light
emitting diodes for all light
functions and has a very
thin scratch on the front
left door.….at this point
Akpors started crying.
Officer: Don't worry
sir.........We will find your
car!

Posted: at 5-06-2014 06:07 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rakelly at 6-06-2014 03:31 PM (10 years ago)
(f)
 Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry
Posted: at 6-06-2014 03:31 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 7-06-2014 01:07 PM (10 years ago)
(f)
cry cry baby
Posted: at 7-06-2014 01:07 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- missispanky at 8-06-2014 05:50 PM (10 years ago)
(f)
hmmm
Posted: at 8-06-2014 05:50 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 9-06-2014 11:24 AM (10 years ago)
(f)
ALABI SHIE U WAN CRY ABI?
Posted: at 9-06-2014 11:24 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 10-06-2014 09:24 AM (10 years ago)
(f)
u don go smoke again ba?
Posted: at 10-06-2014 09:24 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yettyness at 10-06-2014 09:34 AM (10 years ago)
(f)
ladies.
Posted: at 10-06-2014 09:34 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 10-06-2014 10:19 AM (10 years ago)
(f)
lol. yetty, no mind rakelly..she too dey show herself.
imagine, book haram kidnap 4 chibok, she go join dem by herself 4 sambisa forest...(she smoke abi she no smoke?)
Posted: at 10-06-2014 10:19 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 10-06-2014 12:54 PM (10 years ago)
(f)
i go wire u slap with my smoked eye Roll Eyes
Posted: at 10-06-2014 12:54 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- alabi22 at 15-06-2014 10:04 AM (10 years ago)
(f)
e show 4 ur face
Posted: at 15-06-2014 10:04 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 18-06-2014 12:03 PM (10 years ago)
(m)
if to say. i no say na una dey here i for no come
Posted: at 18-06-2014 12:03 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 19-06-2014 10:06 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 10-06-2014 12:54 PM
i go wire u slap with my smoked eye Roll Eyes
pls do
Posted: at 19-06-2014 10:06 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 19-06-2014 02:52 PM (10 years ago)
(f)
carry ur cheek come
Posted: at 19-06-2014 02:52 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 20-06-2014 06:32 AM (10 years ago)
(m)
ike gi there
Posted: at 20-06-2014 06:32 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 20-06-2014 06:33 AM (10 years ago)
(m)
ike gi there
Posted: at 20-06-2014 06:33 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- alabi22 at 20-06-2014 07:35 AM (10 years ago)
(f)
y u dey stagger? u smoke?
Posted: at 20-06-2014 07:35 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 20-06-2014 09:40 AM (10 years ago)
(m)
na u. noo
Posted: at 20-06-2014 09:40 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 20-06-2014 11:12 AM (10 years ago)
(f)
zeigbo
agam eji ura machisi gi nti
Posted: at 20-06-2014 11:12 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- yettyness at 20-06-2014 11:16 AM (10 years ago)
(f)
na be witch doctor and ladies now.
Posted: at 20-06-2014 11:16 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 21-06-2014 10:09 PM (10 years ago)
(m)
Quote from: rakelly on 20-06-2014 11:12 AM
zeigbo
agam eji ura machisi gi nti
dem no born am well
Posted: at 21-06-2014 10:09 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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