Blind Pilots

Date: 28-01-2010 4:02 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Adedamola Adedeji
- at 28-01-2010 04:02 PM (15 years ago)
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Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The entrance opens, and two men walk up the aisle, dressed in pilots' uniforms--both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a seeing-eye dog, and the other is tapping his way up the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin; but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and people at the windows realize that they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory. As it begins to look as though the plane will never take off, that it will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin--but at that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon they have all retreated into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands. Up in the cockpit, the copilot turns to the pilot and says, "You know, Bob, one of these days, they're going to scream too late, and we're all gonna die Shocked Shocked Shocked

Posted: at 28-01-2010 04:02 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- asaph at 28-01-2010 05:27 PM (15 years ago)
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ok...this is good and crazy
Posted: at 28-01-2010 05:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Andes at 28-01-2010 09:02 PM (15 years ago)
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Bloody crazy and good.
Posted: at 28-01-2010 09:02 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- colenzo at 28-01-2010 09:25 PM (15 years ago)
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good but not funny
Posted: at 28-01-2010 09:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- adedupcy at 29-01-2010 06:08 PM (15 years ago)
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huh...
good
Posted: at 29-01-2010 06:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- just2sexy at 30-01-2010 01:29 AM (15 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 30-01-2010 01:29 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- ishola1000 at 30-01-2010 02:19 AM (15 years ago)
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funny but crazy
Posted: at 30-01-2010 02:19 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- deguzman at 30-01-2010 02:50 AM (15 years ago)
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i c
Posted: at 30-01-2010 02:50 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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