Correct naija (Page 5)

Date: 17-12-2010 11:02 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Damilare Owolabi
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- sixtyhoneyy at 5-01-2011 11:35 AM (14 years ago)
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hmmm no comment
Posted: at 5-01-2011 11:35 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 5-01-2011 12:36 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: rexi on 17-12-2010 11:02 PM
An american lawyer & a nigerian re sittin next 2 each other on a long flight journey. D lawyer believes dat nigerians re so dumb dat he could put something on them easily. So d lawyer asks if d nigerian would like 2 play a fun game. D nigerian is tired & just wants 2 take a nap, so he politely declines & tries 2 catch a few winks. D american lawyer persists & says dat d game is a lot of fun, i ask u a question & if u dont know d answer u pay me only $5; u ask me 1 & if i dont get it i wil give u $500 he says. Dis catches d naijas attention & 2 keep d lawyer quiet, he agrees 2 play d game. D lawyer asks d 1st ques: wats d distance from d earth 2 d moon? D naija doesnt say a word, reaches his pocket pulls out a $5 bill & hands it 2 d lawyer. His turn now, wat goes up a hill wit 3legs & comes down wit 4?D lawyer uses his laptop & searches all references he cud find on d net. He sends emails 2 all d smarts friends he knows, all 2 no avail. So he gave up & wakes d naija guy & gave him $500, he collects it & slept again. D lawyer was going nut abt d answer so he wakes him up again & said wat goes up d hill wit 3legs & comes down wit 4. D naija simply digs his hands in his pocket & gave d lawyer $5 & went 2 sleep.   

he self donno
Posted: at 5-01-2011 12:36 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- H-BAR at 5-01-2011 03:28 PM (14 years ago)
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@REXI I dey feel you. it's really funny.
Posted: at 5-01-2011 03:28 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Mitch-elle at 5-01-2011 03:33 PM (14 years ago)
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ha ha ha ha ha ha
bwahahahaha...now thats a joke  Grin hahaha
Posted: at 5-01-2011 03:33 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 5-01-2011 08:10 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Mitch-elle on  5-01-2011 03:33 PM
ha ha ha ha ha ha
bwahahahaha...now thats a joke  Grin hahaha

before na wetin ee be?
Posted: at 5-01-2011 08:10 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 5-01-2011 08:11 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: H-BAR on  5-01-2011 03:28 PM
@REXI I dey feel you. it's really funny.

no laff too much oooo
 Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-01-2011 08:11 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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