Funny Definitions (Page 2)

How una expect the gardner head to look like? E suppose be like mower! Abi no be so?

Posted: at 5-12-2008 01:09 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

na wetin i see, i talk oh

Posted: at 5-12-2008 04:33 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

wait for me

Posted: at 19-12-2008 07:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

wat ar u talking bout??........wat leather d' u mean??

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Posted: at 20-12-2008 01:42 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

this topic take style sweet o but people way no get enuff time for cafe dey vex,
abeg if u no get plenty time and topics vex u, just go another topic abeg. c my knee dey for ground,

fisi u funny o. na ur own funny pass
abeg make una continue the definition
one love

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Posted: at 21-12-2008 06:16 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol, shebi dis topic they waste thier small time, why dem no go vex. funny post

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Posted: at 21-12-2008 01:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Etc:  A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.\

ETERNITY: The last two minutes of a football game.

EXPERIENCE : The name men give to their mistakes.

FABLE:  A story told by a teenager arriving home after curfew.

ADULT:  A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.

ANTIQUE:  An item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of,  and you're buying again

BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family, believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning.

CHICKENS:  The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

CLASSIC:  A book which people praise, but do not read.

DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

DIVORCE:  Future tense of marriage.

FANCY RESTAURANT:  One that serves cold soup on purpose.

FATHER:  A banker provided by nature.

HEARSAY:  What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

IMPREGNABLE:  A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

INFLATION:  Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

PHILOSOPHER:  A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Posted: at 21-12-2008 05:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

brb

Posted: at 22-12-2008 12:37 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol

Posted: at 22-12-2008 02:19 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Now I am a full member so I need friends from all parts of the world

Posted: at 22-12-2008 05:01 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie