Three tortoise,mike,andy and roy decide to go on a picnic. So mike packs e picnic bucket wit beers and sandwiches. The trouble is e picnic site is 10 miles away so it took them ten days to get there. Wen they got there mike unpacks the food and says 'ok roy,give me the bottle opener'. 'I dint bring it' says roy! Mike turns to andy and says 'did u bring the bottle opener, andy didn't bring it either. So they are stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener. Mike and Andy begged Roy to go back since he's e fastest,but he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches. After 2hrs,and after they have sworn not to eat the sandwiches,he finally agrees. So roy sets off down the road at a steady pace. Twenty days pass and he still isn't back and mike and andy are starving. But a promise is a promise. Another 5 days and he still isn't back,but a promise is a promise. Finally they can't take it any longer. So they take a sandwich each,and just as they are about to eat it, Roy pops from behind a rock and shouts ' I KNEW IT....................AM NOT GOIN AGAIN!!
Posted: at 27-12-2011 07:25 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
Skypon2002 at 27-12-2011 09:05 AM (13 years ago) (m)
wey my tombo dey self
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
Posted: at 27-12-2011 09:05 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
deguzman at 27-12-2011 02:32 PM (13 years ago) (m)
old schooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Posted: at 27-12-2011 02:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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