Akpos and Ekaitte!

Date: 16-04-2013 9:24 am (11 years ago) | Author: Anifowose Oluwasegun Abiodun
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- at 16-04-2013 09:24 AM (11 years ago)
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Akpors and Ekaitte got married. Akpors was
a well-known man.. So to speak! but Ekaitte
was very naive and uninformed about the
birds and the bees. Akpors was a poor
working man and could not afford to take
time off for a honeymoon. So, that night they
retired to his little shack. When Akpors was
undressing, Ekaitte said, "Oh Akpors, what is
that?"
Akpors being very quick in thinking said, "Eki
baby, I am the only man In the world with
one of these."And, then, he proceeded to
show her what it was for, and Ekaitte was
happy.The next morning Akpors went off to
work as usual. When he returned home that
evening, Ekaitte was on the front pouch
obviously upset about something. "Akpors,
you told me that you were the only man in
the world with one of those, and I saw Eazy
the gardener changing his clothes behind the
shed, and he had one too." Thinking
fast, Akpors said, "Oh, Eki baby, Eazy is my
good friend. I had two of them so I gave him
one. He is the only other man in the world
with one of those." Ekaitte, not being
knowledgeable about these things, accepted
his answer, and they did their thing again
that night. Akpors went off to work again the
next morning and when he returned home,
Ekaitte was very upset, stamping her foot on
the pouch. Akpors said, "Eki baby, what is the
matter this time?" "Akpors, you gave Eazy the
better one!!!"
Akpors fainted "lobatan"

Posted: at 16-04-2013 09:24 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- zeigbo at 16-04-2013 04:36 PM (11 years ago)
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Alright
Posted: at 16-04-2013 04:36 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 16-04-2013 06:11 PM (11 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 16-04-2013 06:11 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 17-04-2013 09:57 AM (11 years ago)
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poster need injection
Posted: at 17-04-2013 09:57 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 17-04-2013 12:58 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-04-2013 12:58 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- mary11 at 17-04-2013 04:45 PM (11 years ago)
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Haha
Posted: at 17-04-2013 04:45 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 17-04-2013 05:24 PM (11 years ago)
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lol..dumb ekaeitte
Posted: at 17-04-2013 05:24 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- globala at 17-04-2013 11:43 PM (11 years ago)
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okolo
Posted: at 17-04-2013 11:43 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 18-04-2013 02:16 AM (11 years ago)
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Smiley
Posted: at 18-04-2013 02:16 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Shegzan at 18-04-2013 06:40 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 17-04-2013 09:57 AM
poster need injection
wud u mind givin me??
Posted: at 18-04-2013 06:40 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 19-04-2013 05:04 PM (11 years ago)
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kolokolo
Posted: at 19-04-2013 05:04 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 22-04-2013 11:42 AM (11 years ago)
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Posted: at 22-04-2013 11:42 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 22-04-2013 07:07 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 22-04-2013 07:07 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 9-05-2013 09:38 AM (10 years ago)
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u don brush?
Posted: at 9-05-2013 09:38 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Shegzan at 9-05-2013 10:56 AM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on  9-05-2013 09:38 AM
u don brush?
brush ke??
Posted: at 9-05-2013 10:56 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 10-05-2013 03:00 PM (10 years ago)
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No mind ha... Na ha mouth de smell ha
Posted: at 10-05-2013 03:00 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 16-05-2013 11:48 AM (10 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 16-05-2013 11:48 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Shegzan at 16-05-2013 12:35 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 10-05-2013 03:00 PM
No mind ha... Na ha mouth de smell ha
lolzz.. Little wonder!
Posted: at 16-05-2013 12:35 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 17-05-2013 12:22 PM (10 years ago)
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Yes na
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- francischi at 17-05-2013 08:45 PM (10 years ago)
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boooo
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