Talk to my Lawyer

Date: 13-05-2009 12:03 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Joseph Umosen
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A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer."

The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week."

The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer."

Once again the receptionist replies, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week."

The next day the guy makes his regular call to the law firm and say, "I want to speak to my lawyer."

"Excuse me sir," the receptionist says, "but this is third time I've had to tell you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"

The guy replies, "Because I love hearing it!"

Posted: at 13-05-2009 12:03 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- around_d_corner at 13-05-2009 02:30 PM (14 years ago)
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gud nice piece
Posted: at 13-05-2009 02:30 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- favourtee at 13-05-2009 04:25 PM (14 years ago)
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and any meaning?Huh?Huh????Hmm!
sorry oo
Posted: at 13-05-2009 04:25 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 30-01-2012 12:44 AM (12 years ago)
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Just passing
Posted: at 30-01-2012 12:44 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rakelly at 30-01-2012 02:35 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 30-01-2012 02:35 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- solution50 at 30-01-2012 02:39 PM (12 years ago)
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luv hearin bad news....na wa o
Posted: at 30-01-2012 02:39 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- queenrukky at 30-01-2012 02:42 PM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 30-01-2012 02:42 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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