A Warri mum and her son!!

Date: 18-06-2013 11:28 pm (10 years ago) | Author: Anifowose Oluwasegun Abiodun
- at 18-06-2013 11:28 PM (10 years ago)
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A warri mum called her son Akpos on
phone;
Akpos: Hello maleee
Mum: Akpos,
that meat & fish don boil?
Akpos: Yes oo
malee
Mum: Abeg implicate salt & maggi,
attach oil, pepper & sentence the crayfish
and other small small fish dem to death ....theninvolve the leaves ...after 10
mins, discharge the pot from fire. You dey
hear me so?
Akpos: yes malee ...shuoo, this
food go good to download with Eba o!
Mum: No worry, i don already detain some
fufu for cooler... when time reach we go give dem amnesty.

Posted: at 18-06-2013 11:28 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Rihannaaa at 19-06-2013 06:30 AM (10 years ago)
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Yaaaaaaawwwwwns. Pb4  Undecided
Posted: at 19-06-2013 06:30 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- krock1 at 19-06-2013 11:04 AM (10 years ago)
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nice one! guy e b like say u 4rm there?!
Posted: at 19-06-2013 11:04 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- jossy4reall at 19-06-2013 07:55 PM (10 years ago)
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not again
Posted: at 19-06-2013 07:55 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Toks-E at 26-06-2013 09:31 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on 19-06-2013 06:30 AM
Yaaaaaaawwwwwns. Pb4  Undecided

Ghen ghen ghen
Posted: at 26-06-2013 09:31 PM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- silverndgold at 26-06-2013 11:28 PM (10 years ago)
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 Embarrasseddry like poster brain
Posted: at 26-06-2013 11:28 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 20-01-2014 02:50 AM (10 years ago)
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Hmmm
Posted: at 20-01-2014 02:50 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Aalladinn at 20-01-2014 10:53 AM (10 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 20-01-2014 10:53 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- missispanky at 20-01-2014 11:34 AM (10 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 20-01-2014 11:34 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 20-01-2014 11:40 AM (10 years ago)
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is it p?
Posted: at 20-01-2014 11:40 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 26-01-2014 12:30 AM (10 years ago)
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Roll Eyes
Posted: at 26-01-2014 12:30 AM (10 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Aalladinn at 26-01-2014 11:04 AM (10 years ago)
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 Angry
Posted: at 26-01-2014 11:04 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 27-01-2014 02:24 PM (10 years ago)
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qans na?
Posted: at 27-01-2014 02:24 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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