How to tell somebody their fly is unzipped:

Date: 18-08-2009 1:17 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Teeco Designer
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- at 18-08-2009 01:17 PM (15 years ago)
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How to tell somebody their fly is unzipped:

1. The cucumber has left the salad.

2. I can see the gun of Navarone.

3. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

4. You've got Windows on your laptop.

5. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.

6. Your soldier is out.

7. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

9. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

10. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

11. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

12. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

13. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

14. Dr. Kimble has escaped!

15. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."

16. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...

17. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

18. I thought you were crazy, now I see your nuts.

By General Teeco

Posted: at 18-08-2009 01:17 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
- asaph at 18-08-2009 02:13 PM (15 years ago)
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No. 18 is my word to you. Mr general
Posted: at 18-08-2009 02:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 18-08-2009 02:15 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 18-08-2009 02:13 PM
No. 18 is my word to you. Mr general
Grin Grin Grin
men, you make me breakdown here with laughter.....
OMG...... Grin
Posted: at 18-08-2009 02:15 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 18-08-2009 02:17 PM (15 years ago)
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am laughing too. thats why we are here. alright buddy.
Posted: at 18-08-2009 02:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 18-08-2009 02:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 18-08-2009 02:17 PM
am laughing too. thats why we are here. alright buddy.
Grin Grin Grin
sure right.... men, can't still get over this... seems like the shocker to me....
"i thought you were crazy, now i see your nuts"
can i ask this soja man? did you actually get to see the general's nut? Grin
Posted: at 18-08-2009 02:23 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 18-08-2009 02:26 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 18-08-2009 02:23 PM
Quote from: asaph on 18-08-2009 02:17 PM
am laughing too. thats why we are here. alright buddy.
Grin Grin Grin
sure right.... men, can't still get over this... seems like the shocker to me....
"i thought you were crazy, now i see your nuts"
can i ask this soja man? did you actually get to see the general's nut? Grin
Man do you want to start war here? please dont chatarise
Posted: at 18-08-2009 02:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 18-08-2009 02:30 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 18-08-2009 02:26 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 18-08-2009 02:23 PM
Quote from: asaph on 18-08-2009 02:17 PM
am laughing too. thats why we are here. alright buddy.
Grin Grin Grin
sure right.... men, can't still get over this... seems like the shocker to me....
"i thought you were crazy, now i see your nuts"
can i ask this soja man? did you actually get to see the general's nut? Grin
Man do you want to start war here? please dont chatarise
hahahaha... Grin Grin Grin
OMG.... okay peace, we don't wan't no war no more.... Grin
oops.. Shocked hope my nuts are not out..... Grin
Posted: at 18-08-2009 02:30 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- KleverC at 18-08-2009 02:35 PM (15 years ago)
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hmmn
Posted: at 18-08-2009 02:35 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 18-08-2009 02:36 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 18-08-2009 02:30 PM
Quote from: asaph on 18-08-2009 02:26 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 18-08-2009 02:23 PM
Quote from: asaph on 18-08-2009 02:17 PM
am laughing too. thats why we are here. alright buddy.
Grin Grin Grin
sure right.... men, can't still get over this... seems like the shocker to me....
"i thought you were crazy, now i see your nuts"
can i ask this soja man? did you actually get to see the general's nut? Grin
Man do you want to start war here? please dont chatarise
hahahaha... Grin Grin Grin
OMG.... okay peace, we don't wan't no war no more.... Grin
oops.. Shocked hope my nuts are not out..... Grin
what are your teeth doing outside. close your lips or smile. Is that clear?
Posted: at 18-08-2009 02:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 18-08-2009 02:37 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 18-08-2009 02:36 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 18-08-2009 02:30 PM
Quote from: asaph on 18-08-2009 02:26 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 18-08-2009 02:23 PM
Quote from: asaph on 18-08-2009 02:17 PM
am laughing too. thats why we are here. alright buddy.
Grin Grin Grin
sure right.... men, can't still get over this... seems like the shocker to me....
"i thought you were crazy, now i see your nuts"
can i ask this soja man? did you actually get to see the general's nut? Grin
Man do you want to start war here? please dont chatarise
hahahaha... Grin Grin Grin
OMG.... okay peace, we don't wan't no war no more.... Grin
oops.. Shocked hope my nuts are not out..... Grin
what are your teeth doing outside. close your lips or smile. Is that clear?
clear soja man....
Posted: at 18-08-2009 02:37 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 18-08-2009 02:37 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: asaph on 18-08-2009 02:13 PM
No. 18 is my word to you. Mr general

thx next person pls.
Posted: at 18-08-2009 02:37 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 18-08-2009 03:43 PM (15 years ago)
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i miss someone here so much....
where could fevvy be?
Posted: at 18-08-2009 03:43 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 18-08-2009 03:44 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 18-08-2009 03:43 PM
i miss someone here so much....
where could fevvy be?

Iphi I guese Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 18-08-2009 03:44 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 18-08-2009 03:52 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on 18-08-2009 03:44 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 18-08-2009 03:43 PM
i miss someone here so much....
where could fevvy be?

Iphi I guese Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy
i miss iphie, but fevvy, i miss her wahala so much....
have you seen her teeco?
Posted: at 18-08-2009 03:52 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 18-08-2009 03:56 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 18-08-2009 03:52 PM
Quote from: teeco on 18-08-2009 03:44 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 18-08-2009 03:43 PM
i miss someone here so much....
where could fevvy be?

Iphi I guese Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy
i miss iphie, but fevvy, i miss her wahala so much....
have you seen her teeco?

since last week
Posted: at 18-08-2009 03:56 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- coolguys235 at 18-08-2009 04:10 PM (15 years ago)
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OGa kris i wish i cud do something about your.....missing......thing oooo
Posted: at 18-08-2009 04:10 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 18-08-2009 04:12 PM (15 years ago)
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we will look for her
Posted: at 18-08-2009 04:12 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 18-08-2009 04:13 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: coolguys235 on 18-08-2009 04:10 PM
OGa kris i wish i cud do something about your.....missing......thing oooo
if na play make you stop am coolguy....
who tell you say my thing miss? Grin
Posted: at 18-08-2009 04:13 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 18-08-2009 04:16 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Kristiantus on 18-08-2009 04:13 PM
Quote from: coolguys235 on 18-08-2009 04:10 PM
OGa kris i wish i cud do something about your.....missing......thing oooo
if na play make you stop am coolguy....
who tell you say my thing miss? Grin

 Grin Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 18-08-2009 04:16 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Kristiantus at 18-08-2009 04:18 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: teeco on 18-08-2009 04:16 PM
Quote from: Kristiantus on 18-08-2009 04:13 PM
Quote from: coolguys235 on 18-08-2009 04:10 PM
OGa kris i wish i cud do something about your.....missing......thing oooo
if na play make you stop am coolguy....
who tell you say my thing miss? Grin

 Grin Grin Grin Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
see me see wahala ooo... my thing ke...
abegi, i don't play with it oo....
Posted: at 18-08-2009 04:18 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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