drunks

Date: 21-08-2009 12:41 am (15 years ago) | Author: henry emeka
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Two drunks were in a bar partying like fools. They were drinking boiler makers, buying rounds like there was no tomorrow. They were dancing, calling each other "professor," and generally causing quite a stir. When asked why such a celebration, they boasted that they just finished a jigsaw puzzle & it only took them 2 months! "TWO MONTHS?!" cried the bartender. "That's ridiculous. It shouldn't take that long!!"
"Oh yeah?" says one drunk. "The box said 2-4 YEARS

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- just2sexy at 21-08-2009 12:36 PM (15 years ago)
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Hmmn
Posted: at 21-08-2009 12:36 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- asaph at 21-08-2009 12:39 PM (15 years ago)
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Puzzled
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- Gbravo at 21-08-2009 12:47 PM (15 years ago)
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- asaph at 21-08-2009 12:48 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Gbravo on 21-08-2009 12:47 PM
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- KleverC at 21-08-2009 02:34 PM (15 years ago)
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jigsaw
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