HOW I WISH

Date: 24-08-2009 4:05 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Sunday Caleb
- at 24-08-2009 04:05 PM (15 years ago)
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 Smiley How i wish was so. Some wise man once said that, if wishes were horses, beggars would ride them. well, I aint a beggar but i sure would like some horses and then most of wishes fulfilled, starting with that, global warming would stop. Right now cos am so hot. Now idont know about you, But a few years ago, I thought oyinbo people were as usual making too much Fuss about global warming. My mind started changing when at the beginning of January, I am wearing short sleeves in Jos and in December, one is sweating in bed. The thing serious oh! Am a bit worried that, prophecy about the earth being destroyed by fire is going to come true in my life time. So, am taking my christianity very serious-just in case. How i wish power/ powerholding worked. There might be many comlaints about us Nigerians, but lack of resourcefulness is certain not one of them. This is becouse despite Nepa, our student still pass their exams. our women still cook in the dark after a hard days work, Wedey try, never mind that we may burn the food a bit more often or thst we may burn our bodies a lot more.
  Its really irritating that one cant buy food in bulk (its cheaper & it saves you precious time too ). some of us mother-workers should be able to cook for the week and just defrost and microwave. Generators are expensive to run and dengerous and bad for your ears. how do you hear the neighborhood thugs breaking down your door above the noise of your generatur? Another horse i wish i had is good roads. I have lost half of my my friends to roads in Nigeria. not  the once who died in accidents oh! But the once who have refused to damaged their hard earned cars by coming to see me. i dont grudge them, cos if i didnt live there, I wouldn't visit me neither.
   Very few people have told me that they relax on journeys even when they have drivers

Posted: at 24-08-2009 04:05 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- coolguys235 at 24-08-2009 04:16 PM (15 years ago)
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9ice one ....but more of a poem ...than a joke Cool Cool

Posted: at 24-08-2009 04:16 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 24-08-2009 04:24 PM (15 years ago)
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I no understand pls

Posted: at 24-08-2009 04:24 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 24-08-2009 05:23 PM (15 years ago)
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issssssssssss
Posted: at 24-08-2009 05:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 24-08-2009 05:58 PM (15 years ago)
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i wish i wish i wish;.... i wish i wish i wish....
r kelly bros, i wish you never posted this.... Grin
see am sorry, its just a joke...
Posted: at 24-08-2009 05:58 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- coolguys235 at 24-08-2009 06:23 PM (15 years ago)
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like skye bank
@poster i wish i had someone that can tell u r in a wrong forum....saying yes to need....

Posted: at 24-08-2009 06:23 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 24-08-2009 06:25 PM (15 years ago)
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I WISH I COULD LAF BT HMMMMMMMMM NO! NXT TYM...
Posted: at 24-08-2009 06:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 24-08-2009 06:31 PM (15 years ago)
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ok...no need to laff Grin Grin

Posted: at 24-08-2009 06:31 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Kristiantus at 24-08-2009 06:34 PM (15 years ago)
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i wish we don't laf....
we don't wanna scare him off...
Posted: at 24-08-2009 06:34 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 24-08-2009 09:05 PM (15 years ago)
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shey dis 1 dey work for newspaper?

Posted: at 24-08-2009 09:05 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 24-08-2009 09:20 PM (15 years ago)
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i wish

Posted: at 24-08-2009 09:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- coolguys235 at 24-08-2009 09:24 PM (15 years ago)
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@xter .....the guy dey find look for job in PUNCH newspaper
@kleverc  i wish u didnt comment anything at all...... Grin Grin

Posted: at 24-08-2009 09:24 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 24-08-2009 11:23 PM (15 years ago)
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if u get probem for 9ja  go kenya dey chop bread abi make u join militantsand enjoy amnesty dindinrin

Posted: at 24-08-2009 11:23 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- KleverC at 24-08-2009 11:31 PM (15 years ago)
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xter- u too chop amnesty?

Posted: at 24-08-2009 11:31 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 24-08-2009 11:37 PM (15 years ago)
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wetin?

Posted: at 24-08-2009 11:37 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- teeco at 25-08-2009 08:21 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 24-08-2009 09:05 PM
shey dis 1 dey work for newspaper?

 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 25-08-2009 08:21 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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