A teacher

Date: 05-03-2016 1:44 pm (9 years ago) | Author: Opeyemi Oladipupo
- at 5-03-2016 01:44 PM (9 years ago)
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A teacher is teaching a class and she
sees that Johnny isn't paying attention,
so she asks him, "If there are three
ducks sitting on a fence, and you
shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny
says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the
shot scared them all off." The teacher
says, "No, two, but I like how you're
thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If
you see three women walking out of
an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice
cream, and one is biting her ice
cream, which one is married?" The
teacher says, "The one sucking her
ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one
with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!

Posted: at 5-03-2016 01:44 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
- Novic at 5-03-2016 01:45 PM (9 years ago)
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Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in
one hand and 6 in the other hand, what
do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
Posted: at 5-03-2016 01:45 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 6-03-2016 05:57 PM (9 years ago)
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NICE ONE, BUT DNT KNW WHAT TO SAY.
Posted: at 6-03-2016 05:57 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- charisVEC at 7-03-2016 03:20 PM (9 years ago)
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Hhmmmmm,,,,,
Posted: at 7-03-2016 03:20 PM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emma4love3 at 8-03-2016 07:49 AM (9 years ago)
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wow thats another good one me too wuldnt even
knw that is the one with ring....
Posted: at 8-03-2016 07:49 AM (9 years ago) | Hero
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- samdove28 at 8-03-2016 10:19 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on  8-03-2016 07:49 AM
wow thats another good one me too wuldnt even
knw that is the one with ring....
ABI NW... BOTH OF THEM THEY USE BRAIN FOR EACH OTHER.
Posted: at 8-03-2016 10:19 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- samdove28 at 8-03-2016 10:22 AM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: Emma Uchenna on  8-03-2016 07:49 AM
wow thats another good one me too wuldnt even
knw that is the one with ring....
ABI NW... BOTH OF THEM THEY USE BRAIN FOR EACH OTHER.
Posted: at 8-03-2016 10:22 AM (9 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- BournIdentity at 9-03-2016 11:57 PM (9 years ago)
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NobsmallTin
Posted: at 9-03-2016 11:57 PM (9 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Vectorcy at 10-03-2016 08:32 PM (9 years ago)
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Quote from: sam dove on  8-03-2016 10:22 AM
ABI NW... BOTH OF THEM THEY USE BRAIN FOR EACH OTHER.
Walahi...
Posted: at 10-03-2016 08:32 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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